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#(britney voice) it's been a while

doinkdoinkdonk

via antiquated.omens on instagram

#i follow him on insta he's so funny

sobcat

people who do a PhD are running from something

#job market

vamprisms

there are many villains out there who will try and advise you on how to write a woman (unproblematic, never causing conflict, a pretty ear to listen to the real characters' problems, a good example to an imagined audience of little girls of every age that haven't learned the bliss of silence and obedience yet, happy on the sideline, little to no agency, sometimes with the honour dying to motivate a man, a pleasing set dressing above all else) as if it is an entirely different skillset from writing a Man (complicated, nuanced, multifaceted, a profound reflection of What It Means To Be Human). it is important to identify that many of these half baked creative writing professors with a monetised youtube channel don't see women as fully realised people in their real lives so the woman they want you to write is a pretty doll

vamprisms

you need to pinocchio her right now. you need to give her the curse. you need to make her selfish. you need to make her cruel. you need to make her kind. you need to make her a bad listener. you need to make her a big fat hypocrite. you need to make her a liar. you need to make her tell the harsh truth. you need to make her love conditional. you need to make her love too easily. you need to make her not love at all. you need her to ask 'what's in it for me?' you need to give her convictions. you need to make her ruthless. you need to make her flakey and fickle. you need to make her loyal. you need to make her a traitor. you need to make her loud and quiet and soft and hard. you need to make her say 'no' and mean it. you need to make her a coward. you need to make her the bravest person there is. you need to make her arrogant. you need to make her actions and their consequences have weight in the story. you need to make her indecisive. you need to make her a hulking great monster. you need to give her conflict. you need her to make choices. you need her to make mistakes. you need her to say and do the wrong thing. you need her to not know what to do. you need her to ignore good advice. you need her to give bad advice. you need to make her ruled by her own pride. you need to make her respected in her field. you need to make her sort of a loser. you need to make her a womaniser. you need to make her a child killer. you need to make her a bigot. you need to make us root for her. you need to make us pray for her downfall. you need to make us pity her. you need to make us frustrated with her. you need to make us understand her, yet abhor her. you need to make us tune in next week just to see what she'll do next. you need to make us think about her on our lunchbreak. you need to make her care too much about what people think. you need to make her not give a fuck. you need to make her strong. you need to make her dirty. you need to make her sanitise her hands and sneer after she touches someone. you need to make her manipulative. you need to make her a great shot. you need to make her a terrible one. you need to make her a sex god. you need to make her bad in bed. you need to make her just sort of ok. you need to make her smart. you need to make her an idiot. you need to make her change over the course of the story for better or worse. you need to keep her stuck in her ways. you need to save her. you need to let her tragedy play out. you need to make her want what she doesn't need and need what she doesn't want. you don't have to like her. she is a storytelling device; she is not a person but you need her to make sense as one.

there are many villains out there who will try and advise you on how to write a woman (unproblematic, never causing conflict, a pretty ear to listen to the real characters' problems, a good example to an imagined audience of little girls of every age that haven't learned the bliss of silence and obedience yet, happy on the sideline, little to no agency, sometimes with the honour dying to motivate a man, a pleasing set dressing above all else) as if it is an entirely different skillset from writing a Man (complicated, nuanced, multifaceted, a profound reflection of What It Means To Be Human). it is important to identify that many of these half baked creative writing professors with a monetised youtube channel don't see women as fully realised people in their real lives so the woman they want you to write is a pretty doll

#woman cannot be cruel. woman cannot covet. woman cannot live without man. woman cannot reason. women = people is bad writing and unfeminist

i love characters who are profoundly arrogant. especially if their arrogance is unfounded but still relentless. especially if they're women.

#sexists + bad tastehavers will make video essays on their nordvpn raycon blue apron youchewb chanbel about how this is NOT to write a woman #but real artists know how to separate the art from their Bitch Mom or that one girl in economics class who didn't smile when she was told

neencasey

dr octavius + bonus sketches

#reblogging for the morning crowd #that's me new art blog so i can change my url here willynilly without my art floating around tumblr without my name attached 🫡#you can follow if you want but I'll be reblogging most of it here teehee

fuck-customers

#this is so true. what is the work lanyard if not an evil amulet that gives power at a great and terrible cost?

disease

Celebrity Big Brother star and Dead or Alive singer Pete Burns views the first book jackets for his autobiography "Freak Unique" at the London Book Fair at ExCeL on March 5, 2006 in London, England. (Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

#when i was little i always felt so bad for him because the newspapers and grown-ups were always so disrespectful and mean about him #but i remember thinking he looked like the most interesting person in the world #pete burns

funny how all the hottest women are over 30

#if you're 29 and under patriarchy will tell you you become a withered nothinghag on your 30th birthday. it is important not to listen #they say that because they want you to panic and marry a man or something else completely optional

nhs doctors do love to call you a fat crazy cunt no matter your situation or symptoms. no i am not referring you to a gynecologist your cunt is too fat and too crazy it might freak him out. And god forbid you go in and you really are a fat crazy cunt. they'll shoot you like a dog for that

#rightly i don't know that we can fix my congenital condition with a healthy eating pdf on an email but you're the boss i guess

SICK that everyone started making fun of the 'my tummy hurts' memes. now who's a girl supposed to tell that her tummy really does hurt if not her tumblr blog? where does she go? hell most likely. beastly situation. nigh unforgivable

#you think a girl's doctor cares? he's sending a link to talking therapies and trying to prescribe ozempic no matter what her problem #she could come in as a severed head and he's saying wow you're almost in health bmi range have you considered eating lettuce #weight loss mention