List of DeepShowerThoughts
1.You don’t realized how messy your house is until someone is coming over.
2.Knowing you never had a chance is better than knowing you had a chance and you blew it.
3.If spiders produced light like fireflies, nights would become 10 times more beautiful and 1000000 times more terrifying.
4.Tic-tacs are labeled sugar free but each tic-tac is nearly all sugar. They get away with this because by law for something to be sugar free it has to have less than a gram of sugar but since a tic-tac is less than a gram it can be labeled sugar free.
5.We’re all addicted to something; some addictions are just socially acceptable.
6.In space there is no up or down. Yet space ships are always in the same position when they meet each other in sci-fi movies.
7.The nicest people you could ever meet are often the saddest.
8.The ultimate form of laziness is working incredibly hard to get your work done so you don’t have to do anything later and can just be lazy.
9.If insects suddenly disappeared from the planet all life would soon end but if humans suddenly disappeared all life forms would flourish
10.Dad bods should be called “Father Figures”
11.There’s probably lots of scents from childhood we’ll never smell again because products and chemicals of old were deemed unsafe over time.
12.If you ask someone in your dream a question you’re essentially just asking yourself a question.
13.Bread is made from plants. Peanut butter is made from plants. Jelly is made from smooshed plant. PB&J = Salad
14.When both people awkwardly stop typing because they see that the other is typing, it’s the digital equivalent of two people moving in the same direction to avoid one another
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