Bubbles

Hey, thank you for coming. Grab some cheetos and relax for a while. This blog is a lovely hodge podge of things everyone likes. If you follow me, expect cute animals, handsome men and glamorous party favors. I follow people back unless they are porn blogs. I love all Nintendo games. I also watch some Netflix and I blog about some of the shows on here. Feel free to ask me questions about anything, and please send random messages. I get lonely.                                                                                                                               ACNH Dream Address:  DA-3323-5740-4568 (Conasauga)

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[mademoisellesarcasme]

CDC: Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Peanut Butter

Get the most up-to-date outbreak information here.

heads up errbody

[mademoisellesarcasme]

I realised I just posted a link without information here so let me expand on this:

This is a massive Jif peanut butter recall. Basically every single variety of it is recalled. The lot numbers included are 1274425 through 2140425, but the recall notice itself doesn’t say those are exclusive, so I’d be wary for a while (I am a smidge paranoid).

If you have Jif in your pantry, check it, and if it’s in that lot number range, throw it out. Do not eat it!!! Even if you’ve been fine so far! Just don’t!!

(this information is current as of May 22, 2022)

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[slowspinningredemption]

unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

[prettypinkdork]

There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.

[drememoto]

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

[giantkillerjack]

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

[drememoto]

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

[nondeducible]

help needed with medical costs

i will try to be as brief as possible. starting from december i have developed neurological and cardiological symptoms that have so far landed me in the hospital 3 times. doctors haven't found anything yet, all the tests have been frustratingly inconclusive. i now have to get 3 separate MRI scans, on top of another bunch of highly specific blood tests, etc.

the reason why i'm asking for help is that getting all these done via public healthcare would take me 4-6 months. getting it done privately would take 3-4 weeks. and i want to get it all done asap because one of the very real possibilities is that the cervical cancer i was treated for last summer has actually spread. that it might be in my brain.

i'm really genuinely scared. i'm doing everything i can to save up and earn more, i've tried everything i can to get these tests done quicker. doing it all privately is my last resort.

thank you for any and all help, and for sharing this post <3

paypal: [email protected]

[nondeducible]

thank you to everyone who donated so far, i’m halfway there!!! i’m honestly so touched by the love i’ve received, be it money or a message of support. you are all so kind and wonderful, thank you thank you thank you ❤️

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

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[markwateneymemorialcrater]

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

[neonprotagonist]

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.

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[justbadpuns]

I have no words

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[thefangirllife10]

I don't know who made these but please let me know because these are hilarious

[happyheidi]

Polar bear family in Wapusk National Park, Canada

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Pizza delivery from The Sims (1) to The Sims 4!

Source

[errantecho]

#the sims 3 pizza delivery girl looks worn down by life#like her man left her alone with 4 kids and she got fired for going on a total fucking drug fueled bender to cope#her new boyfriend seemed nice at first but then one morning she woke up and he’d stolen everything#including her boxset of buffy#so she loses it#smashes his car windscreen with a fucking baseball bat and gets arrested for property damage#now she’s working as a pizza delivery gal to support herself and her kids#i feel for you sims 3 pizza delivery woman