WE ARE BESET BY RANDOMNESS.

well, i will think only good thoughts and go up and talk to the rock. dyke, etc.

[fairycosmos]

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

[3liza]

incredible website

[florence-pew]

My innie lives his own life and, as a result, I get to live mine.

But he only exists because of you. And for all intents and purposes, he is you.

[gooselycharm]

a place you don't get to leave

[smytherines]

Helena nearly died and her father couldn't be bothered to visit her. Helly is allegedly not a person, and yet her father figure loved her so much he laid down his life to bring her home

[alysmond]

“There’s a whole backstory there that is just kind of alluded to, but it’s basically, the idea is that Mark came in and he was inexplicably better at refining the files than others were, at least for that first file that he worked on, which was called Allentown.” – Dan Erickson

[kittyoperas]

art history major watching 2x04 “woe’s hollow” be like getting Ivan the terrible and his son vibes right now…

[alysmond]

Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, but they must be the same flavor.

[lylahammar]

the one perk he can't earn

[sanctuary2022]

gemma is marks dead wife but mark is also gemma’s dead wife. huge

[cicimellie]

severance continues to get wilder. gretchen cheats on her husband with her husband; don't let her husband find out! ham-based throuple gets significantly more ominous. helena convinced mentioning local depressed alcoholic widower's dead wife by the wrong name is a surefire way to get him to need her carnally. somewhere markhelly is wasting company time getting freaky under a table. milchick beefs with child and paperclips.

[dilidos-deactivated20260218]

Okay Severance is the best show out there but I genuinely believe it would be elevated to another entire level if they add a little box in the right corner showing Ms Cobel's live reaction to everything going down in the episodes that she wasn't in

[maycate]

just pulled up. getting her outta there myself idgaf

[cultivatinghabits]

Severance gender theory coming soon to a theater near you.

[cultivatinghabits]

wait a minute I just finished back watching there’s NEW severance? NOW? AND i have hot lentil stew and ice cream to eat for dinner?

[cultivatinghabits]

Good god they made him into a tumblr sexyman. Somehow.

[cultivatinghabits]

wait a minute I just finished back watching there’s NEW severance? NOW? AND i have hot lentil stew and ice cream to eat for dinner?

[cultivatinghabits]

also when are they bringing back the evil milf and WHEN are we going to get eight to nine thousand fics of her topping the bejesus out of helly r