Annoying

Professional uglie

[soultobeloved]

@honeydon.t

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

also found the funniest paragraph in Toni Colette’s wikipedia page the other night

[perilous-pursuit-of-perfection]

Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time

[gaywig]

@staff please pull the fucking plug already

[mibbs-jk]

Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

[plasticcflower]

Can’t stop crying we did it kids

[glaciallis]

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

BREAST KILLA?!

[competitiveeatingfortheelderly]

[12312hjhu83h3192ehri1hi-deactiv]

male followers line up for your daily cigarette burn

[cum-radery]

I had my ex do this to me once. I felt.... powerful

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ojalla]

KASJSJSHSJSJSK

[stevienick]

Hunter Schafer Discusses Euphoria.

[pettycentral]

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[pissyelliott]

[hilariousgrindr]

the witch from hansel and gretel is getting really creative

[tiktokarchive]

"Walk a mile in these Louboutins... but they don't wear these shits where I'm from"

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

The Wolf of Walgreens

[santiagonex]

why did god make men last really short during sex while making women last really long during sex? the answer is easy sillies… man on man and woman on woman relationships were ALWAYS meant to be… man jerks off another man and they’re like this is it, it’s enough of an adventurous “sex” for AT LEAST a month…. us lads, we GET each other in EVERY way… while lesbians are out there beating each other’s meat for half an hour and they go to round 2 ten seconds later… they’re strong legends, that’s what they are… long story short, miss nature knows what’s up… so what’s up? mlm and wlw is the NATURAL way of living while a man/woman relationship is just a FORMAL communal way to help procreate gay legends

[bogwhore]

Tea

[travalicious]

[rootbeergoddess]

Lizzo really is that bitch. God, I love this woman