stuff to chuckle @ when sad

I like Nordic Crime dramas, Helena Bonham Carter, literature, Wes Anderson, David Bowie and facts. Also dry wit and self love👍

[ssarahflowerss]

[meladoodle]

*sees long leg spider in the shower* Me: Daddy Spider: What the fuck

[cumbercamel]

#spiders

[feministperalta]

me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[philosopherquotesonlife]

Divide each difficulty into as many parts as is feasible and necessary to resolve it.

René Descartes (via philosopherquotesonlife)

[karlmarxquotes]

The West’s treatment of the Negro is an abhorrent violation of human decency, one which any free state should see diminished within the coming decades.

Karl Marx, 1830 (via karlmarxquotes)

[cumbercamel]

[cumbercamel]

What kind of music do you listen to? :)

1980S BRIT POP BABY

[fakescience]

Consider A Terrarium

[cumbercamel]

person: you come across really chill

me: yeah i suppose i am

my constant, unending, internal monologue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[am1na1992]

I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning

[kylie]

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

[cumbercamel]

Should be an Aldi advert

[cumbercamel]

#ketchup #advert #media #uk #aldi

[firehair12000]

[lach-er-deactivated20201024]

He is not the sun. You are.

Christina Yang (via lach-er)

[extinction-illustrated]

Myrmecophaga tridactyla dodging the paparazzi

[dirty-ruin]

Peep Show season 9 is bloody fantastic

[cumbercamel]

My face has melted with laugh