CuMelon

[cumelon]

I hate how women and lesbians can be sexualised in a piece of media while even the faintest idea of a gay man is inappropriate. Tbh most of the time this is because of the producers and stuff. Lesbians can only exist if they're sexualised and gay men can only exist if they're a joke.

[tpringstricorder]

if I see more skinny Jim I'm gonna kill someone give him love handles or else

[cumelon]

Or they'll make him ripped. Like, leave that man alone!

[cumelon]

Just realised that many gen alpha will not remember a world where global warming has not directly affected them. Like the region I live has had a natural disaster (eg. Wild fire, drought, cyclone) practically every year I have lived here (around 9 years) with multiple greatly affecting the region and needing large cleanup efforts. It's just crazy that natural disasters are still being reported as a once every 20,30, or 50 year event when they're now happening every couple years.

[cumelon]

Watched star trek: voyager s3 ep16 and all I could think the whole time was "star trek: voyager, more like star trek: freakier 😈🥴😛"

[cumelon]

Got so scared I started clenching my cheeks.

[cumelon]

Sometimes I see people talking about Kirk and I think it's about my glorious king James Tiberious Kirk, but then it's Charlie "I can’t stand the word empathy" Kirk.

[cumelon]

If Vulcans are pacifists why are they always slaying? Alternatively, you can tell that Klingons are warriors because they're always slaying. (Except for when Worf had that fuck-ass haircut)

[geyfrog]

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

[cumelon]

What do people do at mitski (or other sad artists) concerts? Do they all just cry or something?? Group trauma session?

[nakakabaliw]

Concert (A Deltarune Fancomic)

[cumelon]

If Tedesco became pope he would've gotten a white vape to match his outfit.

[cumelon]

Why are ARGs always horror? Where's a silly fun little ARG without dead children and evil mascots?

[cumelon]

I think watching film and game theory while growing up has affected how I write stories because now I think everything has to be scientifically accurate. I also imagine other writers feel the same way, so in my mind all sci-fi is totally true and possible. The only reason Frankensteins monster is not walking around is the moral implications.

[cumelon]

I don't know much about Superman but I think it would be funny if he became emo/goth as a teen therefore getting less sunlight and just not understanding the extent of his powers until the phase fizzled out. Alternatively, him staying alt but getting more sunlight and the Clark Kent/Superman devide is just even more unbelievable.

[cumelon]

I have like 5 pencil sharpners for some reason and somehow the only one that works correctly is plastic, shaped like a heart and came from a Christmas cracker. Sometimes the best art supplies are the ones you get for free.

[cumelon]

Sometimes saying "I'm fucked," just isn't enough, I'm fucked in the ass no lube 10 inch monster cock 24 hour relentless pounding fucked. :D

[cumelon]

I would love if there were a magical girl with the vibes of batman. She's broody and patrols the streets watching for evil doers while dressed in the sparkliest brightest clothes you've ever seen. She treats everyone with kindness, she helps old ladies cross the street and catches balloons when kids accidently let go of them, but she always does these well wearing a scowl on her face. She's like, "ugh I got these powers I guess I have to use them to save people". She's a pre-teen who's trying to be emo while being the brightest nicest person you've ever met. Civilians always think they're bothering her until she says something like "I love your shirt by the way."