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[vivienvalentino]

Introducing myself like

[mothurs]

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

actual dialogue:

“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.... paid.”

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

“here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them”

B A B E

[thebootydiaries]

person: you look dead

me: thanks

[youlovetoseeit]

I have beef with whoever said this

[recommend]

48 Ryan Reynolds tweets that prove he’s the internet’s favorite (x)

[heda-organa]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[youlovetoseeit]

all star, africa and mr brightside

[keepcalmandwritefiction]

Forget “strong female character.” Aim for: “Woman or girl with agency.” One who makes decisions, affects the story, pushes the plot. –– Chuck Wendig

[kaylewiswrites]

Since the term strong female character has been twisted into ‘girl who punches and does man things (while pretty)’ it’s good to be reminded of the actual meaning

[pettycentral]

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when you go to therapy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jaw8jaw]

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

[glnger-ale-official]

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

[queenvideodame-blog]

I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tchaikovskaya]

[fuck-usag]

That rat was Banksy, wasn’t it?