Edgy Bastard

if you know me irl please go away. honestly, only like... 15% human now :)

[satyriconmp3]

so true bestie what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention

[fanghusband-remade]

sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute

[chubbyangel666]

[fallingtowers]

i get voted prom queen and the mean girls drop a bucket of pig’s blood on me but i swallow it all perfectly

[ahs013]

"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

[heartbreakclubs]

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

[dankmemeuniversity]

[feministism]

this do be the conservative mindset though 🤭

[chasing-riyals]

“why do you sleep so much” bro i hate it here

[gnawgag]

it’s not a fashion statement, it’s a fucking deathwish

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

you know what? fuck you

*re-crusts your smuckers uncrustables*

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude

[deirdreskye]

it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

it’s called building an immunity moron

[serendipitous-magic]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

[henriksson]

[alilaro]

oh to be stolen away in the dead of night by a mysterious ancient entity

[haramdaddy]