Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 2023 CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL!

Here we see if your blorbo has the Charisma, Uniqueness Nerve and Talent to be the best! We'll be putting them all head to head to see who really serves the most!

Character qualifies only if:

1) They are a mobian (no human OR badnik characters)

2) They are an adult character

3) They serve cunt

Have fun everyone and remember! No hate!

[dreaminginmysoup]

Those of you who have NOT watched/read Beastars, which of these didn't happen? (Contains manga spoilers)

Legosi (the main character) drops out of school to become a part-time vigilante

Louis (a deer) gets offended when his employee offers him a salad

Legosi eats a bug and has a conversation with the bug's soul

There is a rabbit that keeps knives in her ears

Louis throws up when his fiancée (a doe) tries to be intimate with him

Homoerotic, consensual leg eating

Haru (a rabbit) becomes obsessed with being eaten

All marine animals are nudists

This universe's version of Jesus is a T-Rex with wings

I have watched/read Beastars/know the answer

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2024

[sonic-oc-showdown]

ROUND 2

COCAINE "COKE" THE BEAR VS ZENYX

Cocaine "Coke" the Bear

Zenyx

Voting ended onNov 4, 2023

Coke belongs to @lunapegasus

Zenyx belongs to @grimsdeadb0nes

Find out more about them below!

Cocaine "Coke" the Bear:

Cocaine the Bear, formerly known as Cain, grew up with parents who were crippling addicts and after seeing what drugs did to them he vowed to make a difference. When he was old enough he became the president of the D.A.R.E. program and inspired others to stay away from drugs. …But then one day, he found himself lost and hungry in the woods with little chance of survival. That is until he came across a large duffel bag of "sugar", desperate and delusional he ate all 70+ pounds of it. And he's never been the same since.

Zenyx:

Zenyx is a(n Offcolor) Zeti hailing from the Lost Hex, hidden from the eyes of all but a small handful for her own safety.

Described as exceedingly versatile and a fairly composed wild-card, she acts as The Deadly Six's secret Seventh member! The full extent of her outwardly behaviors is dependant on who she may be around or the situation at hand. She can be quite sweet and very caring to those she likes or is loyal to (which is a very limited list), but can otherwise be just as malicious as the rest of her Pack tend to be towards outsiders. However, unlike the other six, she won't always go out of her way to cause harm or misery UNLESS given proper reason to or provoked. She can be alittle hissy at times, but she's not inherently hot-headed like some; she just doesnt like her buttons being pushed or being lied to- or worse yet, her Pack being messed with.

Zenyx is extremely loyal to the Six and may be described as "caring alittle too much", as she enjoys keeping an eye on/spending time with each and every one if possible and making sure they're okay. She's very keen on stealth and being observant, a quick thinker that thinks ahead, and maybe a slight bit of a people pleaser towards certain individuals- but she isn't afraid to give her two cents either and often lacks a filter at times, offering a touch of sass and attitude. She can be very performative (to an extent) and likes trying to make things fun, being ultimately much more (surprisingly) pleasant than the rest of the Six.

In my Lost World Rewrite (currently still being worked on as of this Poll, yet to be properly revealed!), she is the main inclusion-difference and is by all means another rough obstacle for Sonic and Tails to get through. She managed to remain hidden while the rest of the Six were "conquered" by Eggman for a time, staying out of sight and scheming or helping behind the scenes- as well as working on a way to aid in their freedom before Sonic inevitably kicked the Cacophonic Conch from Eggman's grasp, speeding up that plan tenfold. Eggman was none the wiser to her existence until much later in the story, even going as far as aggressively denying the existence of a seventh in the stretch of area he had taken over when asked about it by Tails, because "If there was, I would have conquered them too!" or something.

She appears in much further stuff planned but thats all hush hush rn ;3!

[sonicpoorlittlemeowmeowshowdown]

2 HOURS LEFT TO VOTE FOR THE DRUG BEAR!!!

[sonic-oc-showdown]

ROUND 2

COCAINE "COKE" THE BEAR VS ZENYX

Cocaine "Coke" the Bear

Zenyx

Voting ended onNov 4, 2023

Coke belongs to @lunapegasus

Zenyx belongs to @grimsdeadb0nes

Find out more about them below!

Cocaine "Coke" the Bear:

Cocaine the Bear, formerly known as Cain, grew up with parents who were crippling addicts and after seeing what drugs did to them he vowed to make a difference. When he was old enough he became the president of the D.A.R.E. program and inspired others to stay away from drugs. …But then one day, he found himself lost and hungry in the woods with little chance of survival. That is until he came across a large duffel bag of "sugar", desperate and delusional he ate all 70+ pounds of it. And he's never been the same since.

Zenyx:

Zenyx is a(n Offcolor) Zeti hailing from the Lost Hex, hidden from the eyes of all but a small handful for her own safety.

Described as exceedingly versatile and a fairly composed wild-card, she acts as The Deadly Six's secret Seventh member! The full extent of her outwardly behaviors is dependant on who she may be around or the situation at hand. She can be quite sweet and very caring to those she likes or is loyal to (which is a very limited list), but can otherwise be just as malicious as the rest of her Pack tend to be towards outsiders. However, unlike the other six, she won't always go out of her way to cause harm or misery UNLESS given proper reason to or provoked. She can be alittle hissy at times, but she's not inherently hot-headed like some; she just doesnt like her buttons being pushed or being lied to- or worse yet, her Pack being messed with.

Zenyx is extremely loyal to the Six and may be described as "caring alittle too much", as she enjoys keeping an eye on/spending time with each and every one if possible and making sure they're okay. She's very keen on stealth and being observant, a quick thinker that thinks ahead, and maybe a slight bit of a people pleaser towards certain individuals- but she isn't afraid to give her two cents either and often lacks a filter at times, offering a touch of sass and attitude. She can be very performative (to an extent) and likes trying to make things fun, being ultimately much more (surprisingly) pleasant than the rest of the Six.

In my Lost World Rewrite (currently still being worked on as of this Poll, yet to be properly revealed!), she is the main inclusion-difference and is by all means another rough obstacle for Sonic and Tails to get through. She managed to remain hidden while the rest of the Six were "conquered" by Eggman for a time, staying out of sight and scheming or helping behind the scenes- as well as working on a way to aid in their freedom before Sonic inevitably kicked the Cacophonic Conch from Eggman's grasp, speeding up that plan tenfold. Eggman was none the wiser to her existence until much later in the story, even going as far as aggressively denying the existence of a seventh in the stretch of area he had taken over when asked about it by Tails, because "If there was, I would have conquered them too!" or something.

She appears in much further stuff planned but thats all hush hush rn ;3!

[grimsdeadb0nes]

The fact he's named (renamed?) after a drug would go right over her head, purely on the possible-fact that the Hex's equivalent (if it has one) of Cocaine and its plant would most likely have different names haha She wouldn't know until someone outright tells her

Would definitely be able to tell something's up with him tho, thats for sure

[lunapegasus]

she scared him

[sonic-oc-showdown]

ROUND 2

COCAINE "COKE" THE BEAR VS ZENYX

Cocaine "Coke" the Bear

Zenyx

Voting ended onNov 4, 2023

Coke belongs to @lunapegasus

Zenyx belongs to @grimsdeadb0nes

Find out more about them below!

Cocaine "Coke" the Bear:

Cocaine the Bear, formerly known as Cain, grew up with parents who were crippling addicts and after seeing what drugs did to them he vowed to make a difference. When he was old enough he became the president of the D.A.R.E. program and inspired others to stay away from drugs. …But then one day, he found himself lost and hungry in the woods with little chance of survival. That is until he came across a large duffel bag of "sugar", desperate and delusional he ate all 70+ pounds of it. And he's never been the same since.

Zenyx:

Zenyx is a(n Offcolor) Zeti hailing from the Lost Hex, hidden from the eyes of all but a small handful for her own safety.

Described as exceedingly versatile and a fairly composed wild-card, she acts as The Deadly Six's secret Seventh member! The full extent of her outwardly behaviors is dependant on who she may be around or the situation at hand. She can be quite sweet and very caring to those she likes or is loyal to (which is a very limited list), but can otherwise be just as malicious as the rest of her Pack tend to be towards outsiders. However, unlike the other six, she won't always go out of her way to cause harm or misery UNLESS given proper reason to or provoked. She can be alittle hissy at times, but she's not inherently hot-headed like some; she just doesnt like her buttons being pushed or being lied to- or worse yet, her Pack being messed with.

Zenyx is extremely loyal to the Six and may be described as "caring alittle too much", as she enjoys keeping an eye on/spending time with each and every one if possible and making sure they're okay. She's very keen on stealth and being observant, a quick thinker that thinks ahead, and maybe a slight bit of a people pleaser towards certain individuals- but she isn't afraid to give her two cents either and often lacks a filter at times, offering a touch of sass and attitude. She can be very performative (to an extent) and likes trying to make things fun, being ultimately much more (surprisingly) pleasant than the rest of the Six.

In my Lost World Rewrite (currently still being worked on as of this Poll, yet to be properly revealed!), she is the main inclusion-difference and is by all means another rough obstacle for Sonic and Tails to get through. She managed to remain hidden while the rest of the Six were "conquered" by Eggman for a time, staying out of sight and scheming or helping behind the scenes- as well as working on a way to aid in their freedom before Sonic inevitably kicked the Cacophonic Conch from Eggman's grasp, speeding up that plan tenfold. Eggman was none the wiser to her existence until much later in the story, even going as far as aggressively denying the existence of a seventh in the stretch of area he had taken over when asked about it by Tails, because "If there was, I would have conquered them too!" or something.

She appears in much further stuff planned but thats all hush hush rn ;3!

[sonicpoorlittlemeowmeowshowdown]

VOTE COCAINE FOR FUCKED UP LITTLE GUY RIGHTS!!!!

[sonicrarepairtournament]

THE FINALS: Ianfinite VS Mimicline!

Ianfinite

Mimicline

Voting ended onOct 31, 2023

THIS IS IT!!! ONLY ONE DAY TO DETERMINE THE WINNER

[sonicrarepairtournament]

SEMI-FINALS: Ianfinite VS Geraldoom!

Ianfinite

Geraldoom

Voting ended onOct 30, 2023

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 8

BIRDS OF A FEATHER SLAY TOGETHER: STORM THE ALBATROSS VS WAVE THE SWALLOW

STORM THE ALBATROSS

WAVE THE SWALLOW

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

WAVE THE SWALLOW WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2!

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 7

TO THE WINDOWWWWWW TO THE WAL(RUS): WILLY WALRUS (LEFT) VS ROTOR WALRUS (RIGHT)

WILLY WALRUS

ROTOR WALRUS

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

ROTOR WALRUS WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2!

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 6

LOOK I JUST LOVE DIVORCE OK: THE CONDUCTOR VS THE CONDUCTOR'S HOT WIFE

THE CONDUCTOR

THE CONDUCTOR'S HOT WIFE

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

THE CONDUCTOR'S HOT WIFE WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2!

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 5

RELATIONSHIP SURVIVED A ZOMBIE A APOCALYPSE BUT NOT A TUMBLR POLL: DON THE ROOSTER VS NITE THE OWL

DON THE ROOSTER

NITE THE OWL

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

💖DON THE ROOSTER💖 WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2!

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 4

2 DIVORCE 2 FURIOUS: BUNNIE RABBOT VS ANTOINE D'COOLETTE

BUNNIE RABBOT

ANTOINE D'COOLETTE

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

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BUNNIE RABBOT WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 3

DIVORCE BEFORE THE FIRST DATE: VECTOR THE CROCODILE VS VANILLA THE RABBIT

VECTOR THE CROCODILE

VANILLA THE RABBIT

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

VECTOR THE CROCODILE WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2!

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 2

THEY LOVE BAIT: DR STARLINE VS BIG THE CAT

DR STARLINE

BIG THE CAT

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

any hate directed at those voting for any specific choice will result in an instant block (even any insinuation of hatred), any accusations of rigging/botting will result in an instant block, any of you being annoying that I included a certain character will result in an instant block, keep it kind everyone

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STARLINE WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2!

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 1

ACTUALLY HAS THEIR SHIT TOGETHER: ROUGE THE BAT VS ELDER SCRUFFY

ROUGE THE BAT

ELDER SCRUFFY

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

ROUGE THE BAT WINS AND MOVES ON TO ROUND 2!

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CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 8

BIRDS OF A FEATHER SLAY TOGETHER: STORM THE ALBATROSS VS WAVE THE SWALLOW

STORM THE ALBATROSS

WAVE THE SWALLOW

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

[cuntiestmobianpoll]

CUNTIEST MOBIAN POLL: ROUND 1 SIDE B MATCH 7

TO THE WINDOWWWWWW TO THE WAL(RUS): WILLY WALRUS (LEFT) VS ROTOR WALRUS (RIGHT)

WILLY WALRUS

ROTOR WALRUS

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023