Nickelback 5evr

what happens when you take the sex out of porn . u get nikelback! one day chad krooger and the nickelbacks met the famous avril labia and the magical rabicorn cuntkroeger was born!

[cuntkroeger]

"Avril, honey, do you know where I put the toothpaste?" "Oh, Chad honey, it's on the mantelpiece again." Says Avril.  "Oh, love of my life, you are so beautiful, you bind us together with great sorcery of love. Please, lick my anus." Avril blushes. "Oh Chad, you really are kinky. How did I find the one guy in all of Canada who likes to incorporate toothpaste in to anal-play?" "Guess you're just lucky that way." Chad said. "I guess I am."

This has been, a night with Avril and Chad.

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You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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[cuntkroeger]

for the flan

[cuntkroeger]

it's a boy! meet chad and abils new babby boy chad "kunt" kroeger

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[loveandthevillage]

How eating vegetables turns you gay

[misandry-mermaid]

“Talking to women is scary so here are some pictures of tits”

[cuntkroeger]

I'm aliv3. Product review of bandaid. Sticks on like a piece of tape put it lo. Ur bujtt to stop the loo po from leaking out. It'll stick right on thanks to the adhesive stuff on the bakc of it. The. Get ready up pill it off becausr that's whenbthod product eallyb shines. Pull it slow so you get every second of nice pulling feeling. It'll tickle ur butt hairs down to ur very pop. Scarema s inc dying says loyal cuayome jakikbk . Buy yours today!1

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Breaking Bad: The Movie

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And in other random ass news….

Avril Lavigne is engaged to Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger. 

Say whaaaaaa? I didnt even know they were dating!!!!! She dated Brody for years and never got engaged to him but wants to marry this guy?? That girl is cray. Apparently they  have been dating for about 6 months while he was helping her write songs for her new album. This will last 72 days. For sure. 

source: idolator.com

[cuntkroeger]

Or 5evr

[boycott-love]

I don’t want to live in this world anymore

[cuntkroeger]

I do

[alittleblackstar]

Abbey Dawn Booth at Magic Convention 2012

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I don’t know any human being who actually shipped this, but it’s canon now.

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