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Tbh that cricketer is butt ugly, I'd demand $10,000 too.

Look if we actually gunna watch Netflix then let me know cause I don't wanna shave my pussy for doctor who

#Netflix and chill #dating #pussy #doctor who is hot tho #cuntstyle #sex

Fuck equality

All these women demanding to 'freethenipple' piss me off so hard. If everyone was topless they'd be the ones to start the 'coverthenipple' bullshit. They just wanna be difficult. Go nag a therapist bitch

#fuck equality #feminism #starting shit #cuntstyle #freethenipple

When u pull a booger out and it feels like it came all the way up your throat

When ur not done pooing but you've been in there too long so u pack it up and try again later

Shout outs to the friends who have potential viral videos of me drunk, but keep them to themselves, you're the real MVPs.

#friends #who needs them #I do #cunt

exercise, buy maccas, smoke weed, oops.

#drugs #energy #McDonald's #high #weed #cunt

Eyebrows on point A point of crystal meth maybe cause them brows are whack sister

#eyebrows #makeup #ugly birches #cunt

I go to the toilet to pick my nose more than I do to shit.

#toilet #nose picker #private #secret #the clean way

When i poop and the water splashes up and touches my butt my thoughts range from "oh fk I got aids" to "I want someone to spit on my ass and fk me till sunrise"

#kinky #PPP #water #poo #bidet #sex #anal #cunt

Do girls even realise how little effort us guys put into getting dressed???

#we literally wear the first thing we see #doesn't even match #superior #and smelly #cunt

If you eat poo does it come out as a perfect quarter pounder??? Maybe. How do you know it doesn't? U tried?

#themoreyouknow #wonder #food for thought #cuntstyle

when u yawn and u yawn so hard your eyes tear up and u look like u cryin so u hide from everyone and blink like a lizard for 30 seconds to avoid the awkwardness

#cunt #funny #relatable #I hope #awkward

shixn

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

lethalwizard

I have been laughing hysterically at this for like ten minutes Omg

I like my breakfasts how I like my sex Quick and full of cheese

#wait #no yeah #that's how it is #funny cunt

I hate when I get an unknown call from someone and they ask me to guess who it is, I can't handle that pressure, I'll just hang up.

#calls #anxiety #cunts #fucked #idiots #not cute #bitches on the side #you're not the only one

Some people call it a groundbreaking piece of cellular technology...I call it not being bored on the toilet.

#iPhone #actually on the toilet #bored #technology #huh yeah what is it good for? ass soiling and shitting

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