Hia

Shut up or die 《♡》

[hennieriri]

[baawri]

[buzzfeed]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

No animal should be allowed to be this round

[cupcakekillr]

me meeting a bumble bee

me: I respect you

bumble bee: Merci

[earthdad]

a young child: *tells me basic knowledge*

me: no way!!!!!!!! 00000000000:

[x-i-l-verify]

#one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ‘rocks and dirt and water and stuff’#and he said ‘no silly it’s made of atoms!! they’re so small we can’t even see them’#i’m never talking down to children again i’ve never been so thoroughly wrecked in my entire life

[ithelpstodream]

[eleventhemage]

when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

[denaebenites2]

when u adopt one goofy boy with curly hair but that means adopting all of his weird-ass nerd friends

[gentleflutterby-deactivated2022]

when ur son goes missing and u have to adopt everyone, including the chief of police

[insomniac-arrest]

BB-8: beeps in any way

Poe Dameron:

[hotupinthesix]

I want to die from being suffocated by a girl with thick ass fucking thighs riding my face

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[seashellronan]

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[brown-nena]

How Amazon reviews go:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”

⭐️ “Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[stranger-dustin]

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

[blockheadjnr]

My mom has an Echo and every time I walk into my moms house I say “Hey Alexis! Play a high pitch sound!” And it goes “Ok. Playing High Pitch Sound 7” and lets out this screech for 2 minutes and my entire family hates it

[alphalydiaargent]

This scene was a really underrated gem in this season