@Sebastian Stan, Punch me in the face

Cis She/Her | INFJ | Leo | Ravenclaw

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[nbalec-moved-blog]

Alt!Alec would literally be that fuck that put on facial masks w/ cucumbers “Big bro-” “Izzy you know this is my exfoliating hour”

[lifeandmalec]

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE

[theworksofegan]

made a gif version if you’d rather share that

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[liberalsarecool]

This is not over.

[iamjoemeyer]

yup

[duckypi]

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[itsagifnotagif]

OH MY GOD

[mediamattersforamerica]

Trans people aren’t. the. ones. being. creepy. in bathrooms. h/t Carlos Maza

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[ipytms-deactivated20231115]

“God knows we’re all drawn toward what’s beautiful and broken, but some people cannot be fixed or if they can be; it’s only by love and sacrifice so great that it destroys the giver.”

[igxbaddies]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

[thefandomdropout]

Awwww

[scumbag-vanguard]

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

[kandyie]

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

[justjavis]

!!!

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[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Hyper-Masculine product commercial

[victorpopejr]

Finally! 

[cc-videos]

[aggressively masculine commercial announcer voice] Yo bro! You ever been thirsty but you didn’t want to drink water cause clear’s a gay color? Well me and the bros at the lab got something new for ya. We took water and mixed it with the manliest liquid on the planet: diesel fuel. This new product is called H2bro!

Now you don’t gotta worry about being gay, cause you’re just swallowing a bro! You feeling really thirsty? How ‘bout you just open your mouth and suck on a bro.

It also helps with muscles. My bro makes me rock hard!

No mo’ no homo’s, put a bro in your throat. 

[cuppercakes]

me as an airline pilot

me over the intercom: do you guys like me

[martininamerica-deactivated2016]

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

[zedigalis]

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

[smolyokai]

“Are you a sausage?” “*cats looks down and back up* yah”

[nevertoomanyspiders]

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

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[ragnaei-deactivated20180205]

não esqueçam disso por favor

[kim-jisoo]