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shark vs the universe
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
Three Goblin Art
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Sade Olutola

izzy's playlists!
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
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He wants to kiss him.
News reporter, on live television: I'm here with Peter Parker, who was publicly outed against his will 4 hours ago. Mr Parker, a few words?
Peter, crying: EVERYONE KNOWS I'M BI???
News reporter:
News reporter: well now we do
why is this so funny
@peterssquill
day 13 - loki, marvel universe
happy pride month!
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more time spent hunting bruce fics, I found @thorbruceweek and have been living in it all day (you would think I have enough by now) but all these stories i’m finding I am absolutely loving and my queue is full of fics waiting to be rebloggged.
here are more tags for people I think would like this (or maybe it’s because I loved your bruce fics so much I just am selfish and want more) but sorry if you guys don’t like random tags!
@welldonebeca @waterbird13 @incorrectthorquotes @we-stan-bruce-ban @autistic-thor @owlinaminor @thewriterinflannel @fourforyouodo @astralpcrker @please-dont-hurt-me @mike-is-a-zombie @tj-dragonblade @brucewalters @brucethor-is-lit @thunder-scientist @thor-20 @teainbostonharbor @curioscribonius @devourallfandoms @teenageapocalypsesurvivior @mssmartian @bruces7phds @givememarveldc @drawsndrabbles @brucethot
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Galaxy Girls! They’ll beat you up… in space!
my zappy sons solving crime
Valkyrie and Pegasus should have their own show and its just them brushing each others hair and nuzzling, thanks for listening to my pitch
This will 100% be a print for patreon this month I can’t NOT put it on my fridge tbh
just saw someone ask whether batman or spiderman would win in a fight, as if batman would see a brightly-colored sassy acrobat and not immediately adopt him
now, in fairness, peter parker has a history of seeing someone else in a costume and immediately throwing hands only to realize three pages later that there was literally no reason to do that, but it’s not like misplaced aggression is disqualifying when it comes to suddenly acquiring a batdad
someone: you can’t make every character of yours LGBT, it’s just not realistic, because not everyone is part of the LGBT community, and–
me:
(another) MCU characters + The onion headlines
@ketchupcapacity
i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas
#what would you even do as an artist #if one day superman is just wearing a costume that is clearly your design #like superman was clearly looking at your deviantart #there is a chance that superman saw that art you drew of him kissing batman #why is he wearing the costume you designed #is he trying to send a message #is he saying that he really does smooch batman #did superman see your kryptosona #how much does he know
someone said they wanted to be able to reblog this with my horrible tags
no but like… do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well?
i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artist’s comment/description that included “hey superman if you’re reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3″ and he would say “oh man that’s so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I will” and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it
#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition#offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldn’t credit the artist#missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter#it’s probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like#weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman#running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs#he thought it looked summery#the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it#he does not stop no one can stop him#batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt
tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores don’t work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69′s chatlog screenshots
THAT CHATLOG THO
Dallas you have to click the chatlog link. Its great.
peter p: but mr america sir, aren’t you technically only 33? are you sure you qualify for this?
steve, taking a senior citizen parking spot and claiming his 15th senior discount of the day: shut your mouth you’re like 5
broke - the team mocking steve for being ‘old’
woke - steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”
I mean yes sure he could just take the military discount and save just as much but it’s the principle of the thing dammit.
pool employee: sir, Mr. Captain America, this is a seniors water aerobics class.
steve: I was born in 1918 am I not a senior citizen?
exaspertated pool employee: yes, but why d-
steve: some of my friends are in this class just let me take it with them!
bucky, yelling, already in the pool: just let him in susan! you let me in!
Susan (whispering): he’s old? I let him in because I thought he was homeless and sad.
at least i dont watch anime