Impossible is Nothing

Kat. 21. Discovering the world one day at a time. In love with a beautiful girl.

[ammit420]

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

[ammit420]

“fiiiinally,  i can add a sentence to my resumé“

[90s90s90s]

[queeredeye]

Bed made? For Bobby.

Face washed? For Jonathan.

French tucked? For Tan.

Breakfast eaten? For Antoni.

Self Loved? For Karamo.

[curiosity-killed--the-kat]

What happens when your wifey smokes weed and we’re vegan...

[veganfoody]

Peanut Butter Cup Bars

[stayprettyandsmile]

Your feelings matter.

[tofugargoyle]

Y’all: Are you a flannel lesbian, hoodie lesbian or jean jacket lesbian?

Me, an intellectual:

[pureimagineering]

Here’s one of the reasons I don’t buy the cynical interpretation that Ariel gives up her identity for a man.

This screencap comes from her introductory scene. She’s searching through a shipwreck for human artifacts–which is her passion–when suddenly she’s attacked by a shark.

While fleeing, she accidentally drops her bag full of artifacts right in the shark’s path. Without hesitating, she chooses her passion over her safety, risking her life for a dinglehopper.

The girl is an anthropologist who studies humans. That’s her passion, that’s how she spends her time…that’s her identity.

Sure, Eric is the catalyst that leads Ariel to changing her species and leaving her family–he certainly intensifies her feelings–but they’re feelings she already has, and they dictate most of her life.

If Ariel had the chance to become a human before she met Eric, everything that we know about her suggests that she probably would.

[recovering-academic]

Ariel is an anthropologist, I stand by this

[itswalky]

Triton: Fuck your passion! Ariel: okay

[animentality]

it took me a second to understand the brilliance of that last reblog

[real-lesbicas]

[sad--gittarius]

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

[lunalovegoodjunior]

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

[roaringstream]

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

[son-of-drogo]

Aaand that was Ron

[time-does-not-exist-here]

Let’s just make it absolutely clear that if she was your favourite character from the Twilight Saga there’s a 99% chance that you grew up to be gay.

[dreamsaremywords]

If your favorite was Rosalie, you’re a useless lesbian who wants a girl to crush your windpipe with her 3 inch heels

[spiffy202]

If your favorite was Bella, you’re a combination of both

[being-john-malkobitch]

Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[evharley]

Reasons I can’t be a teacher just because I have an English degree:

If a kid told me to fuck off in my class, my first response would be to tell them that they are just going to die in a gas station in two years.

I can’t keep a secret. If I heard a student was cheating on her bf with her best friend I would be the most gossipy bitch.

I don’t want to. I don’t care if “I’d be so good at it”; I’d be good at a lot of things if I tried. I could be a good lawyer, a good mom, a good mistress or even a great mailman but that doesn’t matter if I don’t want to do it.

Also if I was asked to teach sex ed I would probably just bring in an archive of Cosmo and call it good.

In short: I know what I’m about son

[deadpoetsmusings]

I’m so impressed by this book (and Eleanor Catton.) 

[1111111111110]

Your voice makes roses grow in my chest.

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

im watching star wars