One Giant Star Trek Shitpost

28 | She/Her | Queer AKA @justhoneybody & @peachblossomsandpurplerobes

[weedmeupscotty]

Am I a “real fan” now?

[tabitha1917]

[amishsicario]

the BBC actually banned this part of the episode in the UK for 17 years

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[gaymolegaming]

It is almost time

[kira-serialfaggot]

Come on baby, show me that Irish unification!

[spocksocksrock]

it’s my firm and very correct belief that bashir and riker fucked. twice apparently.

“rugged, handsome, competent” yeah okay bashir

[spockeveryday]

[vulcanbrain]

star trek tos + text posts

[pjackk]

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

[spockbag]

[kansassssss-theband]

He lives in my mind

[setyourphaserstoslutty]

What if instead of calling Riker number one he called him Bestie

[katpurglar]

Picard: you have the bridge bestie

Riker: :)

[kosmogrl]

[mirakurutaimu]

[emperornorton47]

Uh oh.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Oh bother 😔

[msilverstar]

[ID: A Pooh stuffed animal in the Star Trek transporter: "As Pooh Bear prepared to beam down, he realized he was wearing a red shirt"]

[kingof-the-crossroads]

[cursedtrekedits]

it’s that time again (punk edit time)

[spaghettinatural]

Can you get them to turn their boombox down :(

[cursedtrekedits]

no sorry

[thylacourt]

Where did you put the lube?

[mr-sponk]

Saw this tweet and I couldn’t help myself (Has this one been done before?)

[spirkbitch]

to demonstrate the issues with spock’s characterization in certain star trek adaptations i’ve made this convenient chart

as you can see here, recent spock iterations simply are not serving enough cunt

we can clearly see that snw spock is at a critically low level of cuntiness, whereas aos spock does have noticeable cunt. however, it is negligible seeing as tos spock was already off the charts in cuntiness.

[greelin]

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

[xenobotanist]

[awesome-manatee]

Spock and T'Pring episodes are fun because the two of them are trying so hard to make the relationship work while the rest of us are sitting at home going "Yep, I can totally see how this is canonically doomed to end with homoerotic violence."