[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[doodlesofwhimsy]

Just drew this in a drunken rage bc someone on Twitter pissed me off😭😭😭

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[quasi-normalcy]

I want to stress that I don't want this to be played for comedy, at least not any more than Mulan is.

[quasi-normalcy]

People keep citing things that are comedies. Ask yourself why you think that this should be a comedy when Mulan wasn't.

[quasi-normalcy]

#comments on this post are insane#esp with mulan as reference point- a movie that’s abt someone who immediately performs the other gender well and is fulfilled doing so#idk imagine a better world or something the fiction in your brain doesn’t need to be so afraid of male cross dressing being seen a success#tumblr is fun website full of people obsessed with their own moral clarity who have never questioned anything once

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

[cryptotheism]

HOW TO BE GOTH IN HEAT WAVE

[thebibliosphere]

(Source)

Guys, he’s at it again…

[beemovieerotica]

[thatsmimi]

These folks are cosplaying as the characters from Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The guy with the sword is Emperor Liu Bei. His horse is guided by Guan Yu, his military general, and the sword Liu Bei uses is Guan Yu's signature weapon. It's also worth noting that Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei (who's not depicted here) famously sworn in a brotherly bond and refers to each other as brothers.

The horse following him is ZhuGe Liang, Liu Bei's advisor (you know because he's wielding a fan, which is his signature... tool, some games shows him use it as a weapon).

Also throughout this whole thing they're speaking mock archaic Chinese extremely badly.

Translation:

Liu Bei: I shall borrow the power of Guan Yu's sword! *Smacks the balls*

ZhuGe Liang: Your Majesty, this shot was dopeth as fuck! *Uses his fan to push a ball in* - Liu Bei: Ball #3 goes in the top left hole. *Scores correctly* ZhuGe Liang: Your Majesty, why is your sword so rusty? Liu Bei: This is the Blade of Tetanus! Ha ha ha. - Guan Yu: Big Brother, the horse seems hungry. *puts some hay on the table so the horse shoves all the balls into the hole as it eats* Liu Bei: What a good horse Di Lu (Liu Bei's horse) is! Scored so beautifully, how timely it knew to be hungry!

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The bottom caption reads: Dangerous moves, do not copy. Fictional acting, for entertainment purposes only, not to be seen as bad influence

[slavery]

Not to vent but: fuck

[indeedgoodman]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[creamsiclemelt]

"shane's only special interest is hockey" you guys keep forgetting that its also being a hole. thats so important

[theafictionados]

Every Afictionados Best Line Award (Sam)

The 100 Episode 215: Blood Must Have Blood Part 1 by the Afictionados Podcast Network

[pinkbuttercreame]

Credits to Victor Reynolds on Facebook

[0sbrain]

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[winter-wise]

Kiriona Gaia

[hannahorca]

🦭