Look at the stars, not your feet

[curiositycreature]

what ur fav new wave band says about u

adam and the ants: I will have sex with anybody

the b-52's: I will spit in your face and laugh

duran duran: I am a vain piece of shit

depeche mode: I blend into walls

erasure: gay

eurythmics: do you know how many shades of eyshadow I own? like at least a dozen

falco: I don't even speak german

inxs: I am wearing a bandanna and drinking cheap beer

japan: I'm special. so special

joy division: not even a new wave band also go fuck yourself

kate bush: I am an artsy piece of shit

new order: I never knew my true parents I was raised by a drum machine

the police: I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself

roxy music: the leather underpants I'm wearing are really chafing me

talking heads: what

u2: I appreciate the finer things in life and love getting my ass kicked

ub40: I think I'm an incredibly diverse and tolerant person

tears for fears: My fav color is green, white and/or silver

men without hats: I know you think you know me, but that's not all there is to me. There's more.

[typhlonectes]

[gay-android]

[starlit-graves]

poo order New Order complete! tag yourself i’m Bootti Frutti

[evil-beatles]

[infiniteinterior]

Soviet space dogs Belka and Strelka at their first press conference upon returning from space

[hausmusik]

i’m proud of them

[fencehopping]

Showing off a hummingbird’s iridescent head

[somanybird]

rotate the boy

[theverge]

Scientists are in a heated Twitter debate about the “most beautiful spotted animal”

Orange spotted filefish? Cheetah? Baby deer? We’ll never know. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

[nominominus]

wait

[danimolloy-deactivated20240131]

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

[vrxskasxrkxt]

I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.

[kjorteo]

Actually, I think that depends on species? Like, New Mexico whiptail lizards are an entirely female all-parthenogensis all-the-time species, but Komodo dragon parthenogensis always results in males because their chromosome determination is different.

So clearly, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Tumblr, asking the real questions

[mustardprecum]

Raptor Jesus born of a Raptor virgin.

[prodigalqueer]

Merry Christmas, y'all.

[colonelhathi]

japan ≠ korea ≠ china

pakistan is not in the middle east

most muslims aren’t arabs

geishas are not prostitutes

mexico is a very small part of latin america

there are 54 countries in africa

china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey

singapore is not part of china

most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

[fashioninspirasians-blog]

Asian models - Polaroids Part 2

See the natural beauty of the Asian Supermodels.

1)Ming Xi - Elite 2) Liu Wen - The Society 3) Sui He - Nathalie 4) Chiharu Okunugi - Nathalie 5) Fei Fei Sun - Women

[curiositycreature]

reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this

trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary

[meanplastic]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[sixpenceee]

This strange creature was found on the sea floor In Bali. It turned out to be a carnivorous nudibranch.

[the-shitposting-king]

A what now

[lamiasinstockings]

meat-eating nakedstick

[karinabeat]

‘My relationship with John was very close. Musically, y'know, we looked after each other, really.’ - Paul McCartney

[beclawse]

Tweets that all have endings that you didn’t quite expect.

[s-c-i-guy]

Professor: If there was no space between electrons and the nucleus of an atom, the entire human race could fit into the volume of a sugar cube.

Me: