Suh dude.

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[carbon--14]

GET THEIR ASS

[gay-android]

[suicidepokecheck]

(x)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

…..tina belcher ghost wrote this 

[bvids]

[bunnyfood]

It’s called fashion, look it up.

[whatagrump]

why the hell did they write it this way

[belovedgoofball]

Do not ask for whom the pussy willow pops. It pops for thee

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

WAPP

Willow Ass Poppin’ Pussy

[teenscoolest]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[littlestarlost]

okay wow

[vaults-n-wyverns]

Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly

[shock]

does anyone else feel like video games are taking a quick turn into only being accessible by upper class streamers and shit rather than to actually be played by a wider audience, like ever since VR happened and it was outrageously inaccessible and i knew maybe one out of hundreds of IRL friends who had one to the point that everyone knew they had one and we would all schedule to hang out to get the chance to play VR and it just steadily became harder and harder to keep up with the gaming culture of dropping hundreds upon hundreds not just for the console but to consistently keep paying (you need online subs to play with your friends on everything, most people i know who turned to consoles specifically did so because it’s easier than buying a $1000+ PC but that is no longer the case) like… it’s depressing that video games are becoming an upper class hobby to watch from the sidelines because i can’t consistently pump out thousands to keep up with everything lol

[hungwy]

Apes are more tactical

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Then what?

[consensus-fiction]

Than Ever Before

[batfamquotes]

Bruce Wayne has never looked more like a DILF than when he’s being drawn by Greg Capullo

[marsapartment]

Greg Capullo is absolutely the best Batman artist. The talent his Bruce has. The range.

Mysterious and sexy.

Soulful and soft.

A wholeass man when necessary

And who could forget his boldest entry: Zero Year-Bruce. This baby Batman is a jacked, protein-shake-drinking, mid-20s fuckboi with the freshest fade in Gotham city. But. He is still soft. He has Disney Prince eyebrows and he absolutely knows how to use them.

His Bruce Wayne is so good, but then you have to factor in the most telling component in any Batman artist’s work, and that’s how they draw Robin in relation to Batman.

Perfection.

[insertepithethere]

What’s he doing out here with all this ass

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

That’s why the petty crooks of Gotham are so scared of him. He’s mastered stealth to the point where he can move around with those dummy thicc cheeks and NOT clap them to alert them prematurely.

[catchymemes]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[alex-fa-ch]

...what

[alex-fa-ch]

This is already going wild places Im-

[alex-fa-ch]

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

[alex-fa-ch]

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

[tearstainedbugatti]

[thexfiles]

i need all the little wuhluhwuh on this site to do a blood oath with me and promise not to girl power margaret thatcher just because gillian anderson plays her. y'all hear

[thexfiles]

remember girls