Hell hath no fury like a redhead with scissors.

Name's Red. NZ born and bred. I watch TV. I look younger than I am, but feel older.

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[spitblaze]

Cats are great for when you want a little freak to slink around your house

[bellaela]

**Update For the people asking I asked her and she bought the frog tea set HERE 🐸

[nature-linaa]

I bought one last week and this forg is absolutely adorable. Frog is the perfect teapot size (gives ~2 regular cups of tea). The quality is good for the price and the shipping was fast! :)

[dragonlads]

oh

oh my god

oh my god…….

[catchymemes]

[brightlotusmoon]

[thenightgaunt]

Sometimes the brain works. Sometimes you realize you just lost 4 hours to garbage. Sometimes you sit rereading the same page again and again for an hour because your brain will NOT FUCKING PROCESS WHAT IT MEANS and it drives you to tears.

[brightlotusmoon]

*blinks a few times* oh, shoot, I was just doing that

[ursiday]

A collage zine I made in 2021 about my cat, all the text is cut out from copies of his old vet and shelter paperwork

[kaijuno]

[mechanicalriddle]

nothing cuter than a cat reaching out to very gently bother you with a paw

[amateur]

[tuherrus]

[ID: A digitally drawn comic of Toph and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender talking about Zuko’s scar.

It begins with Toph approaching Zuko, who is sitting near a campfire. “You have a scar?” she asks. Zuko replies,  "Oh! Uh, yeah… You didn’t…?“ Toph cuts him off and says, “Came up in passing with the other guys.” Toph casually makes herself a seat out of rock and sits down next to him. “Must be pretty badass if everyone assumes I know it’s there, too,” she continues. Zuko looks aside awkwardly and says, “… It’s on my face.” “Ah.” Toph replies.

Zuko says, “Maybe you could… feel it?” “Huh?” says Toph. “I guess, if I concentrate hard enough.” Zuko reaches for Toph’s hand. “Uhm, just with your hand, if you want,” he says. “I don’t think I can describe it.” “… Gotcha. Guide my hand then, boss,” Toph says. Zuko does so, and there’s a pause as Toph touches his scar. The fire reflects in her eyes.

As Toph pulls her hand away, Zuko says, “…. You know, my left eye is almost blind, too.” “Seriously?!” Toph exclaims. “Why aren’t we a tag team yet?! The blind bandit and the half-blind dweeb!” “Come on…!” Zuko moans. End ID]

id by @strawberrygiorno , thank you!

i’ve had this comic sketched out for months but only decided to finish it now, it’s based on something i drew a couple years back of toph and zuko….don’t think too hard on when or how this takes place because i don’t really know either! it’s just a concept i’ve always wanted to draw

[ruinedchildhood]

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

[burningsilence]

PLEASE HIS LITTLE FACE 🥹

[the-big-mood]

[caats]

This is how all kittens behave. Also, this kitty is adorable.

[annunakitty]

This frame is KILLING ME

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[darker-than-darkstorm]

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

[the-haiku-bot]

According to this

site, August 1 is the first

day of Halloween.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aromanticduck]

Saw someone typo 'queerbaiting' as 'queenbaiting'. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[nessa007]

WEDNESDAY (2022- )

[athenasdragon]

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

[athenasdragon]

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

[eilooxara]

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

[that-lesbian-writer-deactivated]

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

[gomi-chandesu]

in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.

Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said “WOW Really great work! Amazing!”, in that same kind of voice you’d say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.

Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.

[ghost--bot]

hey i saw these tags and i think i’m about to kiss you on the mouth rn