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gymleadercheren

so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.

its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…

but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day

omegajako

The term “illegal neopets site” fills me with primal fear

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underground mormon neopet black market

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Scuttles into a pet store with no money

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Some of you didn’t get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs and it shows

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if u die in pokemon go u die in real life

axelinabox

For the 3rd year in a row I’m seeing people give Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events a try and then get disapointed/angry that nothing good ever comes out of it that everything always seem to go wrong for the Baudelaire and I’m just… if only someone, anyone…. had warned them

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me: *is repeatidly told by the story itself that it doesnt end well, has a title sequence song that is just about how one should stop watching immediately because it’s sad, the narrator, each episode, tells me that i have an option of not watching it and proceeds to wait a few seconds for me to leave*

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: *isn’t a happy story*

me:

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A Series of Unfornate Events: *is a A Series of Unfornate Events*

me:

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The Joltik That Saved Alola

This is just a little something I wanted to share with you all regarding THIS LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY!

Let me explain:

I was playing Pokemon Ultra Sun and was about to face Ultra Necrozma. He was a beast and a half, and I had a party of 5 playables and an egg that contained a Popplio.

A Lucario I named Blu [Assault Vest] (Aura Sphere, Flash Cannon, Psychic, Dragon Rage)

A Ninetales (Alolan) I named Aurora [Wise Glasses] (Blizzard, Ice Beam, Dazzling Gleam, Hail)

A Decidueye (That I forgot to name, so I kept him as Decidueye) [Spell tag] (Foresight, Spirit Shackle, Leaf Blade, Razor Leaf)

A Rapidash I named Nightshade [Shell Bell] (Bounce, Smart Strike, Flare Blitz, Flame Wheel)

And finally, this dude. [Quick Claw] (Signal Beam, Electro Web, Electro Ball, Volt Switch)

Everyone was either a level below 60 or right at, EXCEPT FOR THIS BUG (35-ish, since I didn’t want to evolve it).

Anyway, when I finally encountered Necrozma in a flash of light, Blu was the first one up. He shot a few Aura Spheres at them while he shot a Photon… Photon Star I think it was at me. I barely got his health below three quarters when Blu fainted.

I next sent out Joltik by mistake. He actually survived and had 1 HP when I used Volt Switch and did diddly squat to the dude.

Decidueye was also a mistake on my part, as I wanted to send out Nightshade, but I rolled with it and used Spirit Shackle. Super effective. I was hoping he was a Dragon type, but I wasn’t sure. I kept at it and tried to take him down more and more, but I stopped halfway.

Now may be a good time to explain what items I had on me. I was a dumbass and forgot to buy any revives other than the two that I had on me. I didn’t want to waste any of my healing because Necrozma would’ve make n amount of healing stuff be taken away and I’d be right where I started when I did so.

So I then swapped to Aurora, the dragon killer, who died almost instantly. I revived Blu during that final turn and kept on whaling as Decidueye. When they both died, I only had enough for a Smart Strike with Nightshade.

Here’s the thing: I had reduced it to 1 HP after reviving to Aurora one last time. And that was it. Aurora fainted right there as I landed that last hit.

My nerves were shook. I was trembling. First attempt I was about to get a game over to a dragon that was about to take all the light of Alola for himself. I threw out the ball of the only guy I had left in my aresenal: Joltik

He’s a fun Mon. Cute and small. Likes to pull a few pranks and laughs pretty heartily. But this Pokemon, this Joltik, when they came out of the ball, they turned back to the trainer as they always did when summoned out of their ball. That cute face was still there, but there was something else in it. A new type of… of fury that I had seen maybe in myself in several instances. It was ready to overcome the challenge and try to do their best for me, their trainer.

So I called them to use the one move that could do the most damage for someone with their speed, Electroball. I could have sworn I heard it laugh when the Quick Claw item came into play and let them go first. He fired it at Ultra Necrozma and destroyed its being in a single shot. A single bullet.

A bug that’s barely the size of an electrical socket beat a dragon made of pure light that’s about 10 stories tall. He dealt the final blow.

I don’t know about you all, but this bug - no, this Joltik - Is now going to stay in my party and become the true champion in this entire endeavor. Again, let me emphasis this: THE WEAKEST OF THE ENTIRE SQUAD SAVED ALL OF ALOLA. If that’s not a David and Goliath story, then I don’t even know what is.

Hope you enjoyed my little story. I may implement this into @askkeokeoandco story at some point, but I’m VERY psyched that this actually happened. That Joltik deserves a feast.

Have my child. He’s precious and he’s mine. I shall cherish him.