The Red Masquerade @curlylocks-watson - Tumblr Blog

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

tashaneva

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

musicalluna

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

mimosaeyes

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

shoggoth88

I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃

people around me: halloween is the end of october not the beginning

me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃

people around me: it isn't a month long holiday

me: 🎃🎃🎃 it's almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃

hey-itsmattjeevas

When you and mother nature have a misunderstanding/disagreement to when your period is actually over.

Friend: *kiks me* do you ever wish you had a better relationship with someone? so you can have someone who will listen to you?

Me: *stares blankly at my cat who has knocked everything off so many surfaces in so little time and currently stuck in a curtain even though I said 'don't do it'*

Me: *kiks back* you have no fucking idea.

hey-itsmattjeevas

Secretly ships light and matt????

Reasons:

* how cool would it be for light to date a total dork with lame jokes like come on * matt wouldn’t hold him to his super genius so light could have a break and be himself * light actually knows how smart matt is and appreciates the conversation he can bring even tho it’s totally out of left field * matt and light cuddling on the couch in the morning as light reads aloud whatever book he has * matt trying to impress him with his video games but light is secretly good at them so matt has a perfect gaming partner * matt being able to cheer up light when someone annoys him * light listening to matt get too passionate about dork things * neither one knows they are on opposite sides so they never have to worry about it * them talking about the real dreams they had for life * light pretending to be annoyed by matt’s pranks but manages to get him back every single time * matt pretending to be annoyed by light’s grooming procedures but loves and respects it anyway * the moment where they find out what side they are actually on concerning the kira spectrum and being heart wrenchingly devastated when they realize they could never be together after that

hey-itsmattjeevas

* matt calling light overly sweet nicknames

* matt being best friends with sayu and being little shits together

* dragging light along to play pokémon go

* light trying to get matt to stop smoking

* matt trying to get light on a motorcycle

* light trying to teach matt how to dance and wrestling him into a suit

* matt seeing light’s bed head and taking pictures

* adoring light when he’s half asleep

#death note #go follow hey-itsmattjeevas if you want this #they need a light

hey-itsmattjeevas

What if L was Dora and Light was that fox thing that kept stealing shit and L would be all like “Kira no killing, Kira no killing” and Light would just snap his fingers in disappointment and be like “oh shucks foiled again”

m&m

they're red and yellow

it's matt and mello

hey-itsmattjeevas

I wonder what it is to care about something, To see it and know undoubtedly it’s something you’d protect, How it is to feel when that something doesn’t need you? When you realize nothing has ever needed you.

pathetic realizations (via hey-itsmattjeevas)