love tbhk, dpxdc, black clover,sharks. prompts for things that I like. grew up as a monster high, barbie, pjo. A Flamey mcsizzle stan. multishipper black artist
modern black clover au where finral is still called a taxi because he’s the only one with a car
the bulls are either an apartment building near a school or sm yall can figure out but he’s the only one with a car
zora doesnt want to pay gas money to the government, vanessa didnt want to use her mom’s money on principle and finral was already her friend so she never bought one, yami hates driving, nacht has some form of transportation but no one knows what it is, henry can’t because of his medical issues, and gordon just likes being in the car
all the teens have just gotten used to finral driving them but magna still has his broom but as a motorcycle
he just has it
they cant take it away from him and sometimes he tries to get finral to race him; finral had to almost kick luck away to make sure he didnt crash the car
I like to think that Gangle does solo videogame/anime adventures and Caine joins her as an interactive spectator bc he has fomo lol. Of course, he can only watch her and not make any decisions for her ; he did, however, grow fond of glamrock Freddy and sometimes forget he's just spectating when making eye contact lol.
okay, so let's break down whatever this monstrosity is.
"I was only ever a tourist in her world" could not be a more inaccurate statement. if you've read any comic involving talia and bruce's relationship from the 70s-90s, you'd know they were obsessed with each other. while they had their flaws, it was a genuine, mutual relationship
"...and an unwilling one at that." aaand this is the magnum opus of this panel. we all know the retcon and how the fandom (and apparently authors) treats it. putting that phrase in any context with talia & bruce is like asking for people to take it and run with the "oh, it's canon again, let's all hate her now" or something along those lines. now, having that on its own just brought up would've been bad enough, but putting it directly above an illustration of the two of them clearly being intimate is like pulling the pin to a hand grenade.
"all steeped in her unorthodox cultural traditions" holy anti/arabphobia. the concept of this line even being thought of, let alone being written, making it past editorial, and being published. but then again, it's DC, so i'm not surprised.
"convinced his presence in my life would destroy me, she threw him [damian] in my lap." honestly, this may be one of the worst things ever written. the entire reason she sent him was to keep him safe and so damian could meet his father. could she have had other motives? yeah, maybe, but it wasn't to destroy bruce's life, nowhere near that extreme.
"... and ran away laughing." while i'm sure this is hyperbole, and she didn't literally walk away laughing, by saying that, implies she took pleasure in just dropping damian off with bruce and found it amusing. which, again, could not be any further away from the truth as this was one of the most difficult decsions she ever made + one of her biggest regrets. and due to the wording it implies she could basically care less about damian and just dropped him off without a second look, again could not be an even falser statement
"it became my job to both dismantle that time bomb, and to make it stronger." ah yes because the feral child will learn how to control himself, all thanks to his white father, after living with his arab maternal side for the first ten years of his life, yes, yes, exactly. and the whole "make it stronger" bit is so odd because you want to dismantle, which the definition of dismantling is: "to take apart a machine or structure so that it is in separate pieces." OR "to end an organization or system by gradually in an organized way." (oxford dictionary)
so you want to take what he learned from the league apart and just essentially reteach him? pick and choose what "pieces" from his time in the league he gets to keep and use while being robin? you do you i guess.
now the big thing is, well, he would not fucking say that. bruce genuinely loved talia to the point he had her scent memorized. he respected her AND ra's. no way would he be caught dead talking about her or damian for that matter like this.
moral of the story, this whole thing is orientalist, and rascist. also i take back what i said about how talia fans have been eating lately. we are in fact on the edge of being sent back to purgatory & it was fun while it lasted.
Bruce: Damian was battling the ghost. He lost a lot of blood, and the blasted thing got away. Prep the medic bay.
Alfred: Right away sir.
Bruce: Hang on son.
Barbara from the Bat- computer screen: Is he going to be alright?
Bruce: Yes, once we get him some blood.
Barbara: Do you think he can give a description of the ghost he was fighting? I can start tracking him down so the others can avenge Damian.
Bruce: Let me check. Dami? What did that ghost look like?
Damian in a slurring voice: Sexy. White hair. Green eyes. Sexy
Bruce: It's no good. He's delirious.
Barbara typing rapidly: No, no, no. That's a good description. According to Amity Park's Top 10 Sexy Ghosts, we might be looking for number 1: Danny Phantom.
Bruce: Why the hell does a list like that exist?
Barbara: You shouldn't be surprised by what's on the internet, Bruce. Show Damian this picture to see if that's the right one.
Bruce: Damian, who is this? *holds up tablet with blurry image of Phantom*
Damian points to it: ITS SEXY!
Barbara: Okay, we got our target. I'll start tracking him.
Damian slurring: We'll have a Autum wedding.
Bruce: Barbara I don't mean to rush you but I need this ghost to be killed as soon as possible.
Damian: I'm gonna be the father of his children
Bruce darkly: He needs to die before daybreak, Barbara.
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