CursedKiwi

Hello! I think that art and video games are pretty neat ||He/they|| I post the most on my art instagram tedasketch, check out my latest pieces there!

[cursed-kiwi]

Oh my god I found this acc again I feel like I just teleported to 7 years ago 🥵

[cursed-kiwi]

I FORGOT I HAD THIS ACC DNFJF 💀💀

[kelseycrossing]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen 🌸

[cicadatree]

he got distracted

[hazeldrop]

every day i think about how small marshal is 

[mr-galaxyhead]

[pangur-and-grim]

[forever-memes]

Say it loud.

[dlartistanon]

Domestic shenanigans…

[cursed-kiwi]

THIS IS SO CUTE WHDBDHD

[stubbornessissues]

I have no excuse I just thought Yang looked really good here

[goodvibrationsmp3]

me, a lesbian:

[cursed-kiwi]

👏👏👏

[gomalemo]

Spiny Lobster Dragon

[cursed-kiwi]

Oooo :0

[tordenvejr]

me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

[vampireloveintrest]

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[cursed-kiwi]

!!!

[tgifcomic]

[slappycat]

open rp

any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?

[kirkegarde]

‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

[slappycat]

a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…

Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?

[slappycat]

look dude do you want a biscuit or not

[kirkegarde]

Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.

A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

[slappycat]

bitchin

[philopoemen-blog]

It got better.

[cursed-kiwi]

Chaotic 😂