Professional Internet Rando

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[moiraxrose]

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do:

[importantcatpics]

[2560x1440]

[glittervermin]

[catchymemes]

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[pavora-art]

Forgotten place

[pavora-art]

Sapphire

[pavora-art]

Places you should not go

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[ominous-signs]

Absolutely inexplicable sign at a hardware store??

Official ominous sign

[ominous-signs]

i've had this photo sitting around uselessly for a while after i saw it on a beach trip, till realizing i know just the blog that would benefit from it

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[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[weantuniverse]