[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[the-big-mood]

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[junk-thunder]

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

[juniepops]

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

[enameledcoppergirl]

*Wriggling around on the lab floor* I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute.

[krippe90]

[carnivorousflower]

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

[zoesupreme]

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass

[5tn]

[mjfass]

[mjfass]

[mjfass]

[neopets-hentai]

PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

[sloppystyle]

[j222lb-deactivated20230326]

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[unexplained-events]

For the first time, a giant 20″ red leech was filmed slurping down a blue earthworm which was 27″ in length. The footage was captured by BBC filmmakers for the series ‘Wonders of the Monsoon.’

SOURCE SOURCE

[natgeofound]

A tiny model farm built for lightning research and power line tests, June 1950.Photograph by Westinghouse Electric Corp.

[apas-99]

Transition is easy. You do not require any supplies to begin transitioning. You can do it at home, or at the bus stop, or wherever you are reading this. It takes only a moment, and is an entirely internal process. It is fully within your control. Once you throw the lever, there is no outside force that could breach the fortress of your heart to turn it back. You can do it silently, without anyone else knowing. It is very simple, like this -- I am not a man. Do not just read it. Do not just say it to yourself. Do not just think it. Know it. Realise it. Remember it. I am not a man, I never was a man. I never will be a man. I love you.