Teacher

I don’t know how this works anymore. They/Them pronouns are your best bet. 27. I’m going to be so annoying on your dash. Occasionally nsft.

[baba-is-blog]

JOINTS IS PAIN

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

fiction can be so beautiful when groundedness and lore aren’t even considerations

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i’m only seven pages into this book and i would already do anything for it

[risen-in-hate]

Please tell me this makes sense in context. I beg you.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

why would you want it to

[eeeeeeeestronomy]

i need to know what book this is

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[tredlocity]

red dead and beyond

[tredlocity]

bed bath redemption

[newlyy]

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[only-cat-memes]

[herpsandbirds]

I hope you don't mind this ID request. My mom and I are wondering what kind of turtles these are that are currently taking over a pond in central Illinois, U.S.

Hello, yes, hello yes, hello, this is a common snapping turtle! This is a common native turtle in Illinois and you should feel blessed to have them! 

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[telegraphavekiss]

look this is just what happens in new jersey

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[electricheart]

a little reminder! by annalaura_art

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[notasapleasure]

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

[snedic]

Empathy: I feel you

Sympathy: I feel for you

Lycanthropy: I feel awoo

[bedupolker]

(Drawings I made during my real insomnia hours)

[i-am-a-fish]

drinking water is really good for you and helps you feel better but I cantt fucking figure out where does the water go when you drink it. it just leaves

[a-fallen-angelx]

huge biology nerd here: it actually goes into your stomach and then passes quickly through there to your small intestine where then the bloodstream absorbs it and eventually uses most of it and the extra gets pushed towards the kidneys and filtered through the macula densa cells and eventually you’re peeing it out.

so essentially the extra water actually goes into the bloodstream which gets put into the kidneys and the rest gets used up by your cells and muscles and organs and whatever else your body uses it for!

hope that helped out with a little explanation there :)