here lies tom paris beloved mutant

sam | circa '96 | uk prev coolskeleton but now i got this ancient curse

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[malkments]

tweet from Stephen Malkmus @/dronecoma.

The show last nite was pretty Emo 4 me. 🖤 slay

[jeanritchie]

paul mccartney after becoming the worlds first straight man to experience a lesbian breakup: i want a horse 🐴 i want a sheep 🐑

[giragirameganedan]

[hisnhers]

Bloke who does fuck all summer

[westerberg]

me to my bf (if I had one): omg.... pavements touring next year... I hope I can see them live ❤️

my bf: pavement...girl u know you can just go outside if you wanna see that 🙄 there are roads everywhere in [town we live in]

me: it’s like you don’t even listen to me... I think we should break up

my bf: whaaaa....

[sept 2022]

me: wow... pavement.... wait... stephen malkmus???

Stephen malkmus: yeah it’s me... ur cute... wanna get out of here?

me: 😳 of course I would... but your wife?

Stephen malkmus: don’t worry about it 😏

me: (wow... okay...) coool.... you wouldn’t believe the idiot I broke up with a year ago... he thought your band was roads

Stephen malkmus: oh haha

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[oneheadtoanother]

[brucespringsteencomments]

weird bruce springsteen

him?

[lychens]

Calsidyrose

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[escuerzoresucitado]

[2mo3cm-man]

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[nereididae]

[curseposting]

sorry. I have hogged my algorithm, made a real pig's ear of it, etc

[slopforhogs]

Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania)

Captured by kalyanvarma, CC BY 4.0

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