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Me: I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight

Cute girl in hot topic that I saw in the Harry Potter section: *exists*

Me: I'm bi I'm bi I'm bi

#i honestly do not know my sexuality #if someone could help me out thatd be great #lgbtq #gay #cute girls #bisexual #cute boys #hot topic #harry potter #merch

Woah I haven't posted in weeks?!1?1!1?!1?1!1?1!

Get the fuck over it, Karen, I have depression

Agatha, when she walks into the Pitch manor and sees Simon and Baz all close together, talking in hushed whispers and looking like they just screwed: what in the fresh fuckery is this?

#what do you mean it didnt happen like this #agatha wellbelove #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #simon snow #snowbaz #pitch manor #what do you mean this didn't happen #carry on #rainbow rowell #incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #ya novels #books and libraries #reading #long reads

Simon: hey Baz you dropped something

Baz: *looking down* what?

Simon: your standards

Baz:

Simon: *kisses his nose*

#cuties #!!!#incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #simon snow #snowbaz #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #carry on #rainbow rowell #ya novels #books and libraries #reading #this absolutely happened #what do you mean this didn't happen #k imagine this #but drarry

Baz: *staring at simon*

Dev, tapping his arm: Oi mate your gay is showing

#this absolutely happened #simon snow #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #Baz pitch #snowbaz #ya novels #books and libraries #carry on #rainbow Rowell #incorrect quotes #dev #incorrect snowbaz quotes

Carry on characters as things I've done today

Simon: cried because I got a math problem right, almost had to be escorted off the bus because of it

Baz: responded to "I hung up because you called me a horrible person!" With "you are a horrible person but I didn't call you that over the phone"

Penny: pinned someone's arm behind their back painfully because they took my papers, held them up high, and said "can you even reach this? Haha"

Reblog and add some of your own!!!

#carry on #rainbow rowell #ya novels #incorrect quotes #agatha wellbelove #penny bunce #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #simon snow #snowbaz #sass

Baz: Simon sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"

Penny: how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"

#honestly ??#this brotp is great??#incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #simon snow #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #penny bunce #carry on #rainbow rowell #ya novels #books and libraries #brotp #otp

WAIT HOLD ON HOLD ON THERE'S A CARRY ON FANDOM?

THIS WAS MY EXACT REACTION WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS SO HAPPY

Agatha, stuttering: I-IM IN LOVE WITH YOU BAZ

Baz: Uh-

Simon, throwing himself on baz's lap: join the club bitch

#this absolutely happened #incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #carry on #rainbow rowell #agatha wellbelove #love #gay #books and libraries #ya novels

Simon: you're beautiful

Baz: *waves hand in front of his face*

Simon: what are you doing

Baz: checking your eyesight

#get it because bAZ HATES HIMSELF #I HOPE THIS REMINDER RUINS YOUR DAY #incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #simon snow #snowbaz #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #carry on #rainbow rowell #books and libraries #ya novels

Baz: Simon! You're a genius!

Simon: yeah I get called that a lot

Baz: what? A genius?

Simon: no, 'Simon'

#k imagine this #but drarry #incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #carry on #rainbow rowell #simon snow #baz pitch #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #books and libraries #ya novels #fangirl

Simon: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things-

Baz: that's because you're too short

Simon:

#sassy Baz is my favorite thing #carry on #rainbow rowell #incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #simon snow #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #books and libraries #ya novels

The Mage: here have a traumatic childhood

Simon: thanks I hate it

#I'm cackling this is actually funny what's wrong with me #incorrect quotes #the mage #simon snow #carry on #rainbow rowell #books and libraries

Baz: what do you normally do when I'm gone?

Simon: wait for you to come back

Baz:

Simon:

#every time #what do you mean this didn't happen #incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #snowbaz #simon snow #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #carry on #rainbow rowell #books and libraries #spongebob

Simon: *sneezes*

Baz: I would say 'bless you' but I'm already here

Simon:

#incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #simon snow #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #baz pitch #snowbaz #sarcasm #sass #what do you mean this didn't happen #books and libraries

Baz: *whispers into and kisses simons ear*

Simon: baz stop nobody knows we're dating

Penny: yes we do

#incorrect snowbaz quotes #incorrect quotes #snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch #tyrannus basilton grimm pitch #penny bunce #carry on #rainbow rowell #books and libraries #what do you mean this didn't happen

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