listen to many, speak to few

"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." -Albert Camus

[rumwik]

I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

[mccoalminer]

[botaurus-exilis]

what if a pigeon and a falcon were girlfriends and so in love

[hollowboobtheory]

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

[hollowboobtheory]

everyone shut up except this person

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[peppapigvevo]

this looks like the same party

[teaboot]

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

[nitrosplicer]

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[txttletale]

one call from each tower

[stuckinabucket-deactivated20140]

[magoleth]

SURPRISE

I AM CUTE BUG

[runan]

Holy hell, those wings look painted, it’s got light and shadows and everything.

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

uropyia meticulodina

this is literally insane evolution is bonkers

millions of years of random mutations and natural selection… made a photorealistic painting…

[depsidase]

[moniquill]

[awheckery]

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Ma’am. What are you doing. You can’t be here.

This is my childhood home and my babies will grow up here too.

Ma’am. This is an orphanage.

And?

Good point. Welcome home, ma’am.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I AM FINE I’M NOT CRYING

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[roboco-san]

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

[squeeful]

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

[thisarenotarealblog]

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

[ellie-you-idiot]

The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!

Windu, downing three space ambien: great

[lottieratworld]

who the fuck named loading circles "throbbers"

[lottieratworld]

why is it throbbing, what fucking guy named it this

[lottieratworld]

why is it a throbber

[lottieratworld]

im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website

[karnalesbian]

she throb on my site until i load

[delilahmidnight]

[cosmonautroger]

[jerichomere]

Additionally,

[cpunkhobie]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

[fandom]

Happy birthday, Garfield!