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I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and
what if a pigeon and a falcon were girlfriends and so in love
you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you donât respect the author and their opinion is useless to you
everyone shut up except this person
Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)
this looks like the same party
theyâre shouting back and forth across the club
Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
garf :3 đđ
the full strip
That makes it WORSE
one call from each tower
SURPRISE
I AM CUTE BUG
Holy hell, those wings look painted, itâs got light and shadows and everything.
uropyia meticulodina
this is literally insane evolution is bonkers
millions of years of random mutations and natural selection⊠made a photorealistic paintingâŠ
Maâam. What are you doing. You canât be here.
This is my childhood home and my babies will grow up here too.
Maâam. This is an orphanage.
And?
Good point. Welcome home, maâam.
I AM FINE IâM NOT CRYING
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet
the fact that âthe vibes here are rancidâ is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me
can you imagine being a normal dude and youâre getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dudeâs like âheadâs up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginableâ and youâre like âwhy?â and the jedi dudeâs like âinscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesnât get more specific than thatâ
like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yodaâs always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if heâs nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them âsomething badâs going to happenâ and never explaining whatâs going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? thatâs for you to figure out
mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice
The Force: This Action Will Have Consequences!
Windu, downing three space ambien: great
who the fuck named loading circles "throbbers"
why is it throbbing, what fucking guy named it this
why is it a throbber
im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website
she throb on my site until i load
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This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that
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