Snow: Dr Jekyll and Dr Frankenstein... sounds like a pair of science teachers!
Regina: wait what?
Snow: and the Evil Queen sounds like a great civics and sociology teacher
Regina: what? no she would n---
Snow: Captain Hook would make an amazing history teacher, or maybe English...
Regina: now hang on a minute---
Snow: Emma Swan, hmm, criminology teacher if ever there was one
Regina: do they even teach that in---
Snow: Regina Mills... home economics, I think, I mean your apple pie is to die for
Regina:
Snow: David's the sheriff of course, who comes in to teach the kids about road safety... oooh, or the guy from the animal shelter who comes in to help me with the birds!
Regina:
Regina: what is this?
Snow: shhh I am plotting my high school teachers AU
Snow: wait do you think it's cuter to have CS as rival teachers, or just Hook as a teacher and Emma as the single mom who just moved here from Boston?
Regina:
Snow: yeah, you're right, that one's overdone, I'll go with the rivalry


















