CustardFist

The webcomic you didn't know you wanted.

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟴 ’ 👽🛸🌌

That would make my spiral, for sure. 😐

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’𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑬𝑻𝑰𝑨𝑵 𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑺 ’ ≣≣≣

Let’s just say you can’t get them at IKEA. 😉

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟳’ 🐡

Murky waters. 

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟲’ 💦

There he is. Our aquatic ancestor. 

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’𝑺𝑰𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑻’ 💨

Silent, but deadly.

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟱 ’ 😷💍

It’s a bit like the ‘Princess and the Pea’ fairy tale. 🤭

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’𝓑𝑰𝑮 𝓛𝑶𝑽𝑬 ’ 🕸️

This is how I always imagined Spider Woman. 😉

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟰’ 🍄‍🟫 

He exudes happiness. 😉

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’𝙵𝚄𝙽 𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴 ’ 🌋

Now that’s fun afterplay. 😉 (an oldie from the ol' archive)

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟯’ 🧚

A Burrito Supreme® isn’t good food for a fairy. 😗

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’𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗥 𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗥’ 🪞

Ooooh, THAT kind of rear view. 😗

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’𝑪𝑶𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑬𝑹 𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑰𝑪𝑬𝑺  ’ 👠

What’s the matter? Don’t like the extra spice in your salad? 🥗

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟮 ’ 💐🥖

It’s the thought that counts, right?

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟭 ’ 🦙

Not sure if this is true, though. 😅

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’𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗥𝗢 𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦  ’ 😳🤷‍♂️

He’s immune now… but at what cost? 🤔

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’𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝟭𝟯𝟬 ’ 🍷

Old man likes to wine a lot. 😉

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’𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘-𝗕𝗬 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗘𝗥 ’ 🔥🚒