Cut off Se

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

hello I am cut off sente

all my sentences are cu

our vesse

[satan-offical]

Can I be real for a second?

I'm so proud of the officalverse. I'm so proud of homosexuality-offical, and no-one-offical, and lemonade-offical, and every single account.

I'm watching all these people join a community that I somehow created and find themselves, or find friends, or find happiness.

I can't believe I made an entire Tumblr universe, but I couldn't have done it without these amazing people taking time to contribute to it.

It's not officalverse day yet, but I just wanted to say this.

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

thank y

[officalverse-art-offical]

Greetings, fellow official!

I am a peasant, or a fair maiden as I'd like to call myself.

I came to you with a question. Which official do you think will be the hardest to draw, and who will be the easiest?

Some officals will be relatively easy! @satan-offical has a canon design and was simple to draw.

But people like @cut-off-sentences-offical offical are gonna be crazy hard.

How on earth do I dra-

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

we have been summo we have a desi give us a moment to crea a vesse .. . ..... .

our vessel is cre

have f

[thefunpolice-offical]

YOU THERE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SCROLLING ON TUMBLR AND HAVING A GOOD TIME.

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

damn i

[sunniva-or-something]

hey, I was wondering who would be okay with their posts being in a "Best of the Officalverse" video?

I'll def reach out to individuals, I don't want to be a content thief/freebooter and will link to posts used! Thankss

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

y

[make-me-president]

the officalverse is so weird because wdym no one is actually not no one but instead a really famous person and satan is a fifteen-year-old girl who kicked it all off and there's a gaslighter going around lying to people and there's a silly frog who I haven't seen do all that much arson smh and there's evil bread for some reason and someone who keeps forgetting everything and a supervillain who may or may not be a better employer than most (at least from what I've seen) and there's a journalist who reports on it all a bunch of other really cool people and everyone just interacts with each other and is having a good time

anyways the officalverse rocks

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

there’s also m

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[shinydoublade-deactivated202504]

lucky potato? GIVE ME SOME LUCK

giVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME./REF

[imb0ring]

i know im not moots with all of yall but i wanted to do something kinda for some reason

spreading the luck to:

@arctic-fox8214 @cuteghostboy-boop @cut-off-sentences-offical @cheezbot @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @ash-cherryblossom @amnesia-offical @aceofpans @beansandsausages32 @bone-lord @deductivelogico-offical @dinosaur-facts-offical @do--not--you-dare @enbyphoenix10 @gettysburg-address @horror-movie-offical @hekate-offical @horror-of-the-deep-in-heels @iron-offical @i-am-inside-your-bones @justcallmedom31 @medieval-peasant-offical @pond-scum-offical @profain-offical @shoebill-offical @sharks-are-better-than-people @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @uterus-stealer-offical @wizardex-yt @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

H

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[passwordispassword]

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH IT IS JUNE

[the-everything-remover]

­

[no-one-offical]

‎

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

hot hot

[blorbospinninhouseplant]

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

and I am the void’s messen

[bra1n-offical]

Guys

Act like we all live in one big house

Go

[gaslight-offical]

@real-human-offical keeps blasting rock at night. I'm losing sleep over this. :/ Who wants to trade rooms?

[sweden-offical]

if this is you trying to swap rooms with people until we end up sharing a room istg-

[gaslight-offical]

You act like me and my sock collection take up any actual space.

[sweden-offical]

yOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE DRAWER FOR SOCKS

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

far I had a nightmare can I sleep in your room tonight 🥺 I had a dream that I got lost in the flatpack maze in ikea again far :(

[sweden-offical]

Of course you may, kiddo <3

@gaslight-offical we’ve got company, bitch

[gaslight-offical]

No we don't, Sweden Offical.

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

am I nothing to you

[gaslight-offical]

Of course not, fellow offical! What makes you think that? :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

hello frie

[gaslight-offical]

Hello, fellow offical! Did you bring the tea that I asked about? :]

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

ye

the tea i

[gaslight-offical]

Nice, nice. :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

the void ca

[gaslight-offical]

You probably shouldn't have kidnapped that guy then.

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

yeah fai

you’re my friend n

[gaslight-offical]

We've been friends, but nice! :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

oka

here have my orb of darkness and destr

[bra1n-offical]

Guys

Act like we all live in one big house

Go

[gaslight-offical]

@real-human-offical keeps blasting rock at night. I'm losing sleep over this. :/ Who wants to trade rooms?

[sweden-offical]

if this is you trying to swap rooms with people until we end up sharing a room istg-

[gaslight-offical]

You act like me and my sock collection take up any actual space.

[sweden-offical]

yOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE DRAWER FOR SOCKS

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

far I had a nightmare can I sleep in your room tonight 🥺 I had a dream that I got lost in the flatpack maze in ikea again far :(

[sweden-offical]

Of course you may, kiddo <3

@gaslight-offical we’ve got company, bitch

[gaslight-offical]

No we don't, Sweden Offical.

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

am I nothing to you

[gaslight-offical]

Of course not, fellow offical! What makes you think that? :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

hello frie

[gaslight-offical]

Hello, fellow offical! Did you bring the tea that I asked about? :]

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

ye

the tea i

[gaslight-offical]

Nice, nice. :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

the void ca

[gaslight-offical]

You probably shouldn't have kidnapped that guy then.

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

yeah fai

you’re my friend n

[bra1n-offical]

Guys

Act like we all live in one big house

Go

[gaslight-offical]

@real-human-offical keeps blasting rock at night. I'm losing sleep over this. :/ Who wants to trade rooms?

[sweden-offical]

if this is you trying to swap rooms with people until we end up sharing a room istg-

[gaslight-offical]

You act like me and my sock collection take up any actual space.

[sweden-offical]

yOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE DRAWER FOR SOCKS

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

far I had a nightmare can I sleep in your room tonight 🥺 I had a dream that I got lost in the flatpack maze in ikea again far :(

[sweden-offical]

Of course you may, kiddo <3

@gaslight-offical we’ve got company, bitch

[gaslight-offical]

No we don't, Sweden Offical.

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

am I nothing to you

[gaslight-offical]

Of course not, fellow offical! What makes you think that? :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

hello frie

[gaslight-offical]

Hello, fellow offical! Did you bring the tea that I asked about? :]

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

ye

the tea i

[gaslight-offical]

Nice, nice. :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

the void ca

[bra1n-offical]

Guys

Act like we all live in one big house

Go

[gaslight-offical]

@real-human-offical keeps blasting rock at night. I'm losing sleep over this. :/ Who wants to trade rooms?

[sweden-offical]

if this is you trying to swap rooms with people until we end up sharing a room istg-

[gaslight-offical]

You act like me and my sock collection take up any actual space.

[sweden-offical]

yOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE DRAWER FOR SOCKS

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

far I had a nightmare can I sleep in your room tonight 🥺 I had a dream that I got lost in the flatpack maze in ikea again far :(

[sweden-offical]

Of course you may, kiddo <3

@gaslight-offical we’ve got company, bitch

[gaslight-offical]

No we don't, Sweden Offical.

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

am I nothing to you

[gaslight-offical]

Of course not, fellow offical! What makes you think that? :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

hello frie

[gaslight-offical]

Hello, fellow offical! Did you bring the tea that I asked about? :]

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

ye

the tea i

[bra1n-offical]

Guys

Act like we all live in one big house

Go

[gaslight-offical]

@real-human-offical keeps blasting rock at night. I'm losing sleep over this. :/ Who wants to trade rooms?

[sweden-offical]

if this is you trying to swap rooms with people until we end up sharing a room istg-

[gaslight-offical]

You act like me and my sock collection take up any actual space.

[sweden-offical]

yOU DON'T NEED A WHOLE DRAWER FOR SOCKS

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

far I had a nightmare can I sleep in your room tonight 🥺 I had a dream that I got lost in the flatpack maze in ikea again far :(

[sweden-offical]

Of course you may, kiddo <3

@gaslight-offical we’ve got company, bitch

[gaslight-offical]

No we don't, Sweden Offical.

[ikeamalmbedframe-offical]

am I nothing to you

[gaslight-offical]

Of course not, fellow offical! What makes you think that? :D

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

hello frie

[homosexuality-offical]

tag game. Tag someone to call them gay

[da-police-offical]

The entire officalverse.

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

well yes, but actu

[inkling-offical]

I've been practicing a new song from a civilization long past! Hope you enjoy

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

HOLY SHIT OH FUCKER!

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

GODAMN BULLSHIT

SON OF A BITCH, WHAT THE HELL-

*Do do doo doo do do*

OH MOTHER FUCKER GODAMN BULL SHIT HOLY SHIT

*Holy shit*

OH HOLY SHIT BULLSHIT GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER

*Motherfucker :)*

OH FUCKING BASTARD GODAMN

FUCKING SHIT!

*Oh fucking shit!*

SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, OH SHIT!

Did you like it? :>

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

woom

[no-one-offical]

I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

[seizeyoursalad]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

[no-one-offical]

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

[seizeyoursalad]

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME INSIDE

[seizeyoursalad]

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

[no-one-offical]

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

[seizeyoursalad]

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

[no-one-offical]

SHOVE ME DEEPER

[seizeyoursalad]

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

[no-one-offical]

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

[thesightofthestarsmakemesmile]

Father what in the unholy name of Satan have you done?

[cut-off-sentences-offical]

I was pure. Now I am not. What in the 50 years of