My Mom Stil Calls Me Emu

*its emo mom.

[ctrlego]

[twitterlols]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sundaydrivexo]

Do you want cock

[blossomfully]

[astrolocherry]

Law: You broke the law

Scorpio: I don't personally recognise or believe in that law for myself so...

[knifefightscene]

All titties are valid and if u think otherwise block me

[heavensghost]

feelings ??? CANCELLED

[onlinegirl420]

me on the first day of september

[pandora7824]

[foreverthe80s]

Beetlejuice (1988)

[hyrude]

my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

[celibacy]

In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me, then he slapped my ass and said “back to business.” I’m going to marry him.

[aftharti]

Romance

[babegirl]

who said romance is dead

[comparingmeerkats]

[estradiol]

me giving relationship advice to straight girls i’m friends with: dump him

[sadastrology-deactivated2015092]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling a girls parents you creampie her on a daily basis is socially unacceptable but saying you are trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

[kanashiba]