OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”
WE FOUND IT BOIS! Well, @sammyheroes found it. Go thank them and their endless wisdom in fanfiction. Here’s the fic if you guys want to read it. Enjoy the angst-fest.
Omg guys, i need help finding a fic I’ve been searching for. Its a Rise of the Teenage mutant ninja turtles fanfiction where Leo is practicing using the Odachi, and he gets the hang of it by jumping off a building and portal jumps to numerous places, and then accidentally opens a portal to nothing, and chops off his freaking leg. He then goes home and Mikey finds him. I neeed to find this fic again! Please help. It has a good amount of chapters last i saw it.
Hello everyone! Finally making a masterpost. Just a thing to introduce myself.
You can call me Author, or Helio. I write a blog that's basically a fanfic called Ask-LU-Wild (tagged as #aluw here).
Pronouns are Vi/Viol (pronounced as if you were saying violet). I'm 20. I'm always online so you have a pretty good chance of catching me. I always like getting asks, so don't be shy!
-A few of my posts are tagged #suggestive. Please filter or don't interact with them if you aren't comfortable with that or aren't of age. While those posts aren't all that graphic, IDK how comfortable people are with mild sex jokes or stuff like that. And I just don't want kids to interact with that content.
-I like creator-audience interaction! Please send me asks :). I know I may seem a bit dry or uninterested but I really do enjoy getting asks.
-Make sure to DM one of my side blogs if you'd like to use any of my art as your pfp/banner. You can also use discord to contact me. You can not repost my art. Do not ask to, I will say no.
-While I do enjoy reading fanfics, I don't want recommendations, please. I never get around to reading them.
-While I like LU and am pretty much based in the LU fandom, I sometimes reblog LoZ work that isn't related to that but could be mistaken for it. Please make sure to check the original post before tagging as LU.
And a couple warnings:
-Both this blog and Ask-LU-Wild contain graphic, bloody content. Warning Tags are shared and are present in the ALUW masterlist. Please check that out in the links below.
-I post a lot of Shadlink... I've been sucked into this rarepair and I refuse to leave.
-I talk a lot and post a lot of wips.
-Sometimes I don't tag game spoilers.
-I draw shirtless men sometimes. Most of the time it's for reference.
When Deviant!Connor gets badly damaged during the revolution, CyberLife doesn't bother to send a new one. They send the new RK900 instead. Connor ends up at the junkyard, sure that this is where his new deviant life will end. He's wrong...
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THE RED GUARD AND THE SNOW ANGEL
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Hey so I know that lots of fics where the chain meets have Wild as the last person to join, and I do love each and every one of those fics, but hear me out
What if
Wild was the FIRST to join
With Hyrule
These two dorks wandering around and getting lost, not entirely sure what theyre doing but theyre definitely doing SOMETHING and its a disaster but also theyre surprisingly competent at Not Dying from all these new and strange monsters they keep finding in these new Hyrules without any instruction whatsoever
They probably don't actually convince other Links to join them, the other Links probably are like "these two are gonna get themselves killed, guess i gotta tag along and make sure they dont die" little do they know that should be the least of their concerns
Anyway i really wanna read a fic like this now, if anyone knows any fics like this (any fics where wild or hyrule are the first to join the others, really) please tell me, I'd love to read it :) and if this sparks any ideas for fics for you please feel free to write it and tag me when youre done cuz holy HYLIA do i wanna read this SO BAD and im not confident in my own writing abilities,,,
I have had guy friends cry because I enthusiastically asked to do their hair in plaits. I have shave my head out of hair frustration a lot but I loved braiding my own hair. like, crown braid casually during a test instead of a ponytail when I needed my hair off my face type speed braiding. and I have a lot of guy friends with that long flowy Viking hair. gal friends love me doing their hair, paid me to do it for prom and shit, so I started asking my male friends to plait their hair like a viking. I stg, some have cried. some freeze like a internet explorer tab.
and this is a thing we just DID at sleepovers to each other as girls! I am used to this level of “let me get uncomfortably close and bond with you” monkey type grooming. it breaks my heart when I compliment a man or offer a sincere “that’s fucked bruh” bear hug and they hesitate or seem to look for a trick. y'all be touch starved and get shit when you try and seek it from anyone in a non sexual context, how is this not a set up for unhealthy thoughts about self worth?
ALSO HE MADE ANOTHER POST ABOUT MAKING HIS GF PANCAKES!!!!
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My girlfriend had a really long week and was tired. I know she likes pancakes and chocolate so I wanted to surprise her with chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast in bed on her day off. I snuck out of bed early and I followed the directions on the box exactly, but i was worried the batter was going to be too thick with the chocolate chips so I added a bit more milk. Then it was too runny so I had to add more flour, then it was way too thick. So I didnt want to water it down anymore and said fuck it, but then they werent cooking properly. I also tried to make a heart with the chocolate chips but between the thickness of the batter and geberal spatula fuckery they came out more like scrambled pan muffin egg cakes and there was no heart.
You guys, her face just lit up and she was so happy with my pancake mess. She kept putting her fork down to kiss me and the way she looked at me… like its weird to type but I really feel like im something, or like im SOMEBODY you know. It was that same feeling where, I guess I felt really proud of myself for doing something like that, I mean I was pretty shy cause they weren’t nice pancakes but she said I made her happy….
I’m sorry for posting this here again. I just really dont have an outlet where i can talk about romantic stuff like this, people around me arent about that kind of thing but really, being with her and doing these nice gentle things…
Reblogging for the extra addition that op was a man experiencing intimacy and genuinely being emotional & shocked by it, since every time I added that it got ignored 🙄
The first image is of a post on the subreddit off my chest by user expensive till 9. The title reads, My girlfriend washed my hair today. The post reads, It felt so good. We don’t normally shower together but today we did. Nothing sexual happened or anything but I just feel so on cloud nine right now. When I reached for the shampoo she said wait and grabbed it herself and started running it through my hair lathering it over my scalp and massaging my head. I swear it felt so good I just shut my eyes and felt like I was floating. Then she took the soap and started sudsing me up and used her body to spread it all over me and rinsed me clean using her hands to splash me and running her fingers through my hair and spending like a good five minutes just rinsing my hair and kissing my back and chest. It was almost surreal. I feel so incredibly loved right now I almost got overwhelmed and started crying from being so happy while she was doing it. I’ve never had a girlfriend be so gentle and make me feel like this. I’ve always been with people who were very cold and I’m not used to this feeling and I’ve got no one I can really express things like this too which when I think of it is really pretty screwed up. I love her so much.
The second image is of a text post it reads, On his first birthday that we were together I surprised my boyfriend with dinner reservations and a room at a quaint B and B near the posh area of our city. I called the place in advance to make sure that they gave us a suite with a large tub, thinking it would be romantic to bathe together for the first time and pop some bubbly in a bubble bath to celebrate his day. After dinner I filled the tub, chilled the champagne and asked him if he would get in first and let me suds him up and wash his hair. Rather abruptly he became uncharacteristically hesitant and shy and after much persuasion he eventually obliged but I felt poorly because I thought he would be more enthusiastic about my idea. First I scrubbed him carefully from shoulder to feet with soap and a sponge he was totally mute and my heart sank but I was determined to finish the night on a high note and took my time stopping to squeeze him gently or massage his muscles. Then as he leaned back against my lap while I washed his face I noticed tears streaming down his face he was silently weeping. Weeping. This is a stoic man I let him cry and finished his hair and as I handed him something to drink he confided in me that no one had ever washed his hair or made such tender gestures towards him that weren’t explicitly sexual. My boyfriend is not a young man I’m profoundly happy to be in his life to provide love and affection but it pains me deeply to think about the decades he spent doing without.
The third image is of a screenshot from Brooklyn nine nine, the character looks lost in thought and the caption below him reads, Preparing food for one’s lover is the most intimate gift of all. Aside from washing their hair.
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The fifth image is a screenshot of some tags from this post and they read, let’s stop erasing that men need intimacy and care and tenderness too and keep awareness that it’s still a problem directly tied to misogynies and toxic masculinity.
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