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im only a man, do what i can

[notvoid]

[cutecharm-moved]

hi i moved to cutecharm

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

[eggzaki]

on twitter people go “woah this blew up” but on tumblr they just hit “delete post”

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don’t miss you at all

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

[hiyojun]

maybe now they’ll refolllow

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

YOU ERASED MY FUCKING DOG?

[jimmyeatsbread]

Shut the closet Get under the covers Snakes and lovers Turn the lights off.

my dbd Turn The Lights Off animatic i made last summer!

[jesterkard]

evan doodle

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[cutecharm-moved]

just reblogged something 3 times on accident sorry i havent used tumblr properly in months i dont know whats going on

[3000s]

i play minecaft like keepinventory easy mode mobgriefing off firespread off and also if anything starts killing me i turn it on peaceful until im better

[3000s]

the only reason its on easy at all is because i like making and eating food

[solardrake]

i play minecraft on hardcore firespread on tickspeed 200000 and also i modded it to make all the beds explode no matter what. Every time a monster kills me my computer sends an email to my boss about how much i love using company time to kiss men and then catches on fire

[utopians]

tumblr creating a group chat feature that was so horribly designed no one ever wanted to use it (and inexplicably publicly visible?), phasing it in by infecting random users without making an announcement, watching as it sat unused for like a year, and then wordlessly removing it is such a deeply tumblr act. you don't get this anywhere else

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square

[simena]

[natsume-cd]

[excitementshewrote]

[hellenhighwater]

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[seaymph]

[mirkokosmos]

Xenomorph Redesign - by H.R. Giger & Cornelius Defries, 1992