always ready for the fuckshit

✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ:* *:・ﾟ✧ emmy | 24 | she/her ♡ big fat femme enby kitten who's way too invested in ficitonal characters, musicals, and aesthetics ♡ i write and i like crafts and makeup, so expect to see that kinda content alongside my shitposting ✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ:* *:・ﾟ✧

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[olimar]

does whatever a sipdre cna

[gncfag-moved]

best new emojis in the 2020 emoji update

[cutesmallmonkey]

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

[segel-sudeikis]

[meanderingmolly]

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

[mommacomms]

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

[memesonthehour]

[coast-modern]

Floor soup is on the menu again tonight fellas

[rolodextra]

*drags my spoon across the floor* i hate this fucking restaurant why do we always eat here

[lluviagf]

TOLD YOU NOT

[argodeon]

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[crucifiedcatboy]

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[nanasity-deactivated20210128]

when u see a stranger wearing a shirt of a thing u really like

[izzy-is-bored]

fck zodiac signs i wanna know - hardcover or paperback? top bunk or bottom? podcasts or audiobooks? morning or evening showers?

[kirstyofjakku]

“You’re allowed to like villains, as long as you acknowl-“ gee, thanks for the permission, total stranger.

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

[barcarole]

Detail from Saint Rose of Lima, Carlo Dolci, c. 1640.