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[menpale]

[menpale]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We never stop clapping our hands, when we stop there is just a longer duration between claps

[menpale]

I thought life was unfair until somebody said, “Life is fair because it’s unfair to everybody”

J.C (via menpale)

[menpale]

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys and girls who kiss girls

J.C (via menpale)

[antoniporowski]

[autohaste]

I LOST IT AT THE END

[luxuriant-starlight]

The girl brightening her underarms is actually Khloe Dosh!! 

“Khloe broke down the benefits of these ingredients in an Instagram post. She explained oats exfoliate and remove excess oil and bacteria, while turmeric evens skin tone, cayenne pepper improves skin’s texture, and the glue helps to peel off the mask. Not into using glue? Khloe suggests mixing in a peel-off mask instead.”

via hellogiggles

This hyperpigmentation trick apparently also helps brighten up inner thighs and around your neck!

[moonjong-starboy]

HALLELUJAH i need thissss

[angelbabyspice]

i’ve been looking for this!!!!!!!

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[officialjiggly]

how do bugs get to the 5th floor of a building 

[bewbin]

determination 

[ealylo]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first person to ever hear a parrot speak was probably not okay for several days

[laurelhach]

you’ve heard of ball pythons, now get ready for

CROISSANT PYTHONS

[thatsthat24]

The Aftermath 🏃

[thatsthat24]

Caught in the Act 💢

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[unclebeanbag]

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somemtimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, other times I get out of the car with my seatbelt on.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.