r u mine?

im brittany and i live for cute boys

[cutegirlfrlend]

When you look at your phone to see if they have read your message and there typing and you have to back out before they send it to you

[dingusandsmartypants]

[slightmood]

me lookin at road kill: ew that’s gross lol

dead raccoon: ok but you ain’t looking that good either hunty !!

me:

[cutegirlfrlend]

Fuck the system

[cutegirlfrlend]

omg i didnt know u used tumblr at all hi!!!

Hi, I don't know how I found this lol. What even is this?

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

RETAIL

[princessalbita]

Omg OMG omg

[dmvkidcudi]

This is the most accurate post on working retail I’ve seen on this site

[liyahtardd]

Yesss

[pomegranatepistols]

When a customer asks to speak to the manager and you are the manager. Lol

[doyourtaxes-deactivated20160618]

@justasweird

[bou48]

[anastasiatasou]

[pkpkpkfire]

Here’s information about sexual/romantic orientations and gender identities that I put together! I..I don’t do graphic design, so this isn’t that great. Also, I’m very sorry if I missed your orientation or identity or got some information wrong. Sources: (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6) Flags: (1) Top photo: (1)

EDIT: Previous post had a typo about bisexuality. Sorry about that!

EDIT2: Added nonbinary! EDIT3: Added genderqueer! 

[gothicprep]

out of all the things that have never happened, this never happened the most

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

That cop… Was Albert Einstein

[seagramsgingerale]

I was the door

[fag]

I was the train

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[untexting]

THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PEOPLE WHO TREAT ANIMALS POORLY. 

[laureninlilly]

So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

[bowlingforwhoop]

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

[laureninlilly]

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister! Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

[laureninlilly]

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

[strawberryghostie]

I GOT MY PROM DRESS And IT HAS POCKETS !!!!!!!

[disorder]

when you want to ask a question in class but you don’t want to sound stupid

[aari3]

[robertdeniro]

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

I love Gilmore Girls