dont' be so Dramatic

Isabel | 27 | She/Her | the PS5 guy is my blorbo in Christ ||

[lntenso]

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[thombalan]

[cherriielle]

**haunting ethereal noises start playing** 🌲🌳🌿

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[maviyenot]

[anonpolls]

If you had so much money that you never had to work again (but were physically able to etc.), would you choose to work? (If you’re already in this situation, choose what you actually did.)

Yes, I’d do the same job I have now.

Yes, but I’d switch to a lower-paying but more fulfilling job.

Yes, but I’d choose to pursue a creative career.

Yes, but I’d start my own business.

Sort of. I’d volunteer or otherwise work without pay.

I wouldn’t work per se, but would devote a lot of time to a hobby.

I’d just relax, have fun, do whatever.

I’m not sure/Other

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey. Things are going to get better.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You cannot prevent it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Yes I am threatening you with a good time.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Have A Good Day, Bitch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ralphlanyon]

happy odyssey weekend

[moviesbooksandfandoms]

Don't worry guys, end credits of the Odyssey said Odysseus will return for avengers doomsday! Didn't they say Nobody could defeat Dr. Doom?

[cinematicsmith]

John Leguizamo should consider writing an autobiography about his career. When you have a career that includes being Super Mario's little brother, Ice Age's funny talking prehistoric sloth, and The Odyssey's wise blind swine herder, I'm sure it's a journey worth reading. Or, if nothing else, he should get the same treatment Tom Cruise received before the trailer for "Digger" dropped.

[thhouseofblack]

Everytime I think of the events occurring in Ithaca during the Odyssey, the mental image of local girl dad Icarius of Sparta pacing around and losing his mind over the state of his daughter's household pops up in mind.

[kimikaami]

I totally sympathize with being angry about an adaptation of something you care a lot about but the way people on here criticize the odyssey movie for not being historically accurate is so fucking obnoxious lmfao. Sometimes the point is not accuracy. Sometimes an artist has ideas they want to explore so they choose a pre-established story as a conduit to express those ideas through. Sometimes the anachronisms are the point, and trying to understand why certain choices were made is 10x more interesting than going “thing wrong so thing bad >:[“

Like you can absolutely disagree with what themes do come through, but holy fuck you guys. You are not the perfect bastions of media literacy you think you are just because you can cinema sins point out every little flaw.

[achillesinhighheels]

[maryoliveoil]