The SESSION.rpg

A group of friends who have made the descision to indulge in a D&D style homestuck session with our own characters. Lets see how this goes...

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SESSION == START>

A tall young man stands idly in his room. It just so happens that this young man’s birthday is today, October 31st. Although he has been alive 18 years now according to this date, this young man will just now be receiving his name. 

== Enter Name>

Just now receiving a name? What? No, you're pretty sure you've had a name all your life, and that name is LANDER HORNRAVEN. As of today, like mentioned before, you are 18 years old. Your interests include ANIME, specifically MUSCULAR MEME MEN, PLAYING YOUR GUITAR, and ENGAGING IN THE ACT OF VIDEO-GAMING.

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Despite having all these lovely hobbies, you stand here in your room. Idly bored as all hell. 

==What do you do next?>

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Carrow Corvus

Character name: Carrow Corvus 

 age: 7 sweeps (16 years) 

 species: Troll 

 Blood colour: olive 

 physical character description: Her hair reaches just about mid-way down her neck and is much floof. she always wears jumpers that are way too big for her, often sporting a blanket-cape, ready for pretend crime-fighting and hugs. is also rather short, always smiling 

 height: 4′5″ 

 Player name: Caro/Caroline 

 alignment: chaotic good 

Derse 

 level: 5 

 Max HP: 25 

 Death saves 

Successes: 

Failures: 

 Stats 

Strength: 5 

Dexterity: 8

Constitution: 10 

Intelligent: 7 

Wisdom: 14 

Charisma: 16 

 Skills: Nature 

 Character Inventory: 

a bag of seeds (mostly for birds but sometimes she considers planting them. she never does.), 

an olive blanket (often worn as a cape),

 paper airphone, 

wooden sword, 

sketchbook 

 Traits and features:

 -has no chill 

-easily freaked out 

-finds it difficult to be angry at people 

-aspect is light 

-sign is crow star symbol 

-terrified to go out onto the dodgy balcony in her hive 

-loves anything birb related 

-Sherbs's Matesprite

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Aleah Drygon

Character name: Aleah Drygon 

 Age: 12 

 Sign: Sagittarius

Species: Human 

 Physical character description: Light blonde curly hair, usually tied back into a pony tail. Gap in her top front teeth, freckles all over her body. Grayish eyes, with thin eyebrows. Tends to wear a grey jacket-like thing (can’t think of the name) Tight blue, high waisted jeans, red converse, and a red and white striped shirt she tucks in. 

 Character height: 4’8 

 Player name: The Smollest Bean 

 Alignment: Lawful Good 

 Prospit 

 Level: 5

 Max HP: 25 

 Death saves 

Successes:

 Failures:

 Stats 

 Strength:  4 

Dexterity: 5 

Constitution: 7 

Intelligence: 10 

Wisdom: 2 

Charisma: 11 

 Skills 

 -Animal Handling 

 Character inventory:

- Small, pink handled Jackknife (knifekind)

-a smartphone 

 Traits and Features                     

-Incredibly Optimistic and kind. 

-She’s the type of person who would always smell like baked goods. 

-She enjoys watching anime, playing video games, and doodling random things (though she’s not too great at it, yet.) 

-She hopes to learn how to play a guitar one day. 

-She is mature for her age, just very hyper. 

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Sherbs Lygone

Character name:

Sherbs Lygone

Age:

7 Sweeps (around 16 in human years)

Species:

Troll

Blood color:

Rust

Physical character description:

Grey skin, tall and awkward, black short hair that quiffs up, three horns one atop the middle of their head and two at the side of their head, red glasses with darker red swirls and small freckles they wear a black hoodie and rust red shorts without socks or shoes

Lusus:

A large Lynx like creature with six limbs, three eyes and three mouths. They're rather unpredictable and will often scramble around

Character height:

5'6"

Player name:

Izz/Sherbs

Alignment:

True Neutral

Derse Dreamer

-Stats-

Strength: 13

Dexterity: 5

Constitution: 5

Intelligence: 18

Wisdom: 16

Charisma: 4

Skills

-Animal Handling (Supernatural creatures/ghosts)

Character inventory:

Spectorcell (A ghostly cellphone, often slips through things), triple bladed sword (three blade-king),an extra hoodie this one red, a drawing book that works as an inventory and a few pencils and markers

Traits and Features

-usually mellow, p chill

-can also be rather anxious

-uses an angry persona when trying to intimidate online

-likes to draw/is an artist

-Ancestors have had a dark and bloody reputation, Sherbs is one of the first to break this habit

-Sign is a concealed True Aries

-Loves the supernatural, eyes and the number 3

-Not so secretly a nerd

-Hates shoes (doesn’t wear them)

-Carrows Matesprite

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Zane Hooman

Character name: Zane Hooman 

Age: 18 

 Species: Human 

Physical character description: Spiky black hair that's pushed back by a red headband. His eyes are so brown they look black, and his skin is fairly tan even though he doesn't get out much. He's probably of Greek descent. He is very long, but not very tall, and Overal he's pretty plain looking. His main outfit is a red and white baseball tshirt, sometimes with a black and white jersey. He likes wearing funky colored skinny jeans and clogs. The only shirt he owns that's not a baseball t, is a JJBA merch shirt he bought online. He doesn't wear it outside his house because he doesn't want anyone to know about his obsession with muscly anime men. Maybe it's a sign.. 

Character height: 5' 5" 

Chumhandle: confusedGrapefruit 

Aspect: Life

Alignment: chaotic good 

Prospit dreamer 

 Level: 5 

Max HP: 25 

Death saves 

Successes: --

Failures: --

 Stats 

Strength: 5 

Dexterity: 15 

Constitution: 10

Intelligence: 10 

Wisdom: 7 

Charisma: 13 

Skills

 -Survival 

 Character inventory: A snazzy SideKick slide phone, he's also got a red scarf, and his strife is gunkind, his current weapon is a staple gun that shoots lizards. 

Traits and Features 

•Is a weeb 

•tries to hide weebness but fails 

•has an entire collection of JIMJONS WACKY QUEST figurines, the STER POOTNUM one was his favorite though 

•he doesn't cry. By that I mean he cries a lot. About dumb things too. But he will never admit to crying, therefore, as far as you know, he doesn't cry. 

•'MEMES ARE MY CULTURE YOU SWINE' 

•the person he talks to most is probably Lander 

•has had his license revoked twice already for road rage on the highway. "I was going five over and the asshole wanted to pass, and I didn't wanna let him." 

•is sometimes offensive 

•kinda thinks he a cool dood 

•he's really not though 

•his diet consists of granola bars 

•when he was in highschool Zane ran track, and was actually pretty sporty. •makes weird faces

•he has a tendency of going out to clothing stores just to try on womens clothes 

•he never buys anything there though 

•he is an orphan that was never officially adopted by anyone. He has been in foster care though. 

•he is not too big on animals. Dogs scare him pretty bad 

•despite him not liking animals, he likes dinosaurs and mythical beasts 

•he doesn't wear socks. 

•doesn't admit it but listens to emo music unironically. 

•he is over dramatic at times 

•uses 'hon' sometimes when texting people but never actually says it irl because he knows he'd probably stammer on it and das not cool.

•has pierced ears

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Lander Ravenhorn

Character name: Lander Ravenhorn 

Age: 17 

 Birthday: October 30th 

 Aspect: Hope 

 Species: Human  

Physical character description: leather jacket, jeans, red shirt. Dark brown pompadour (normal), grey colored eyes. Muscular build, and is the first born son of his parental figures who originate directly from Italy. Has some English and Spanish in him too, just not really that prevalent. Has a constant scowl as mentioned later on 

 Character height: 6’5” 

 Player name: Bridget/Dribbit (mourningCheese)

 Alignment: Chaotic Good 

 Prospit or Derse? Derse 

 Level: 5

Max HP:  25  

Death saves

Successes: ---

Failures: ---

 Stats 

Strength:14 

Dexterity: 8 

Constitution:11 

Intelligence:10 

Wisdom:7 

Charisma: 10 

 Skills: Intimidation 

 Character inventory: Morningstar (macekind) Whip (ropekind) Flip phone 

Traits and Features:

-Smokes cigarettes 

-Rebellious, doesn’t go to class 

-Hates cleaning, yet parental figure is a clean freak and must have at least 16 brooms 

 -No alcohol (“I already have one bad habit let’s not make another one out of this”) 

-Has a slight obsession with JIMJONS WACKY QUEST(by slight he means moderate, by moderate I mean a lot) 

-Feared by most people… for some reason even tho he’s a tol bean (“I don’t understand why people tell me to leave their store when I enter in and grab something, then fully intend to pay for it. Maybe it’s because I have a constant glare on my face”) 

-Has little friendships in real life (“I HAVE FRIENDS counts how many real life friends on fingers. Turns out to be 4 Heck.”) 

-Is totally not gay. At all. Whatsoever. Totally 

-Has a constant glare/scowl on his face 

-Is an actual nice person 

-Offensive (“what did the vegetable do with his life? Lay around in a wheelchair”) 

-Angr boi (“I DONT HAVE ANGER ISSUES. Heck you man”) 

-Enjoys them dank memes 

-muscles 

-Favorite JIMJON character: tie between Rohan JIMSUKE and JIMTARO. Can’t decide between them muscle men 

-Speaks Italian and English. English is his primary language though 

-Slightly narcissistic 

-Deeper voice. Found a good voice for him: Clint Eastwood (The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty)

-Hates true cowardice 

-Sticks up for those who cannot 

-odd obsession with threes and the multiples of three