cutenerdyalpaca

💫This blog has some PJO stuff💫 https://yourlocalbookwormisha.wordpress.com/

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Sometimes I wonder if Percy ever thought of having a 'normal' life. Maybe in between fighting monsters and almost dying, perhaps just for a second, he imagined being back home, with his mom and a father who was always there for him and didn't so happen to be a literal Greek God. Where he didn't have to change schools regularly, worry about his best friends dying or see much of anything that to others, would be traumatic and scarring.

Then he wakes up from this and realizes his life is spectacular the way it is, and that he wouldn't have been the person he was if he in fact, did have a 'normal' life.

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Percy: Why do you keep on getting my name wrong? It's just Percy Jackson.

Mr D: *nods* Got it, potato janitor.

Percy: No, no, Percy Jackson.

Mr D: That's what I said. Perry Jonas.

Percy: Percy. Jackson.

Mr D: Peter Jacobs.

Percy:

Percy:

[cutenerdyalpaca]

~If everyone attended a concert~

Singer: HOW IS EVERYONE DOING?

Everyone, screaming: YEAHHHHHHHH WHOOOHOOOOOO🤩👏👏👏

Nico, from the back in a normal speaking voice: Um, it's been a rough couple of weeks-

Percy: Dude, c'mon, it's a CONCERT. All of us were talking non stop about it for months, remember?

Nico: *sighs* ok ok.

Nico: So, it's been a rough couple of months-

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Percy: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Annabeth: Oceans can't talk-

Percy: Nothing! They just waved.

Annabeth:

Percy: Did you SEA what I did there?

Annabeth: OK ok, thats enough with the puns-

Percy: I'm shore you did!

Annabeth:

Annabeth: WHY GODS-

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Grover: You need to stop being so obvious about your crush on Annabeth.

Percy: I don't know what you're talking about-

Annabeth: *walks by*

Percy:

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Percy at the end of every single battle: Well, at least thats over and I can finally relax for a little while!

The Gods:

[cutenerdyalpaca]

This is canon in my mind lol

Grover: What's up?

Percy: I dunno. It's like, everytime I see Annabeth, I get all panicky or something!

Grover: Well, just act like you usually do. Then you won't feel as nervous.

Annabeth *walks in*: Hi guys-

Percy *panicked*: Great, and you?

Annabeth:

Percy:

Grover:

Grover *tries to help Percy*: Don't worry, he always talks this way.

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Annabeth: I'm just so...arghhh I can't even comprehend how disappointed I am! Why is it that almost none of you listened to my plan?! Why did-

Narrator: despite not being able to comprehend her disappointment, Annabeth continued to yell at everyone for 2 hours straight, interrupted once by Leo, who upon seeing the very calm situation, proceeded to leave by backing out slowly then running like his heels were on fire.

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Leo: You're amazing, awesome, intelligent and strong. You could do anything in this world, and in the best way possible.

Piper: Aww, thanks Leo!

Leo: Oh, um...no offense Piper, but I wasn't really talking to you...

Piper: What?

Leo: *looks at his reflection* Now, THAT'S who I was talking about!

Piper:

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Annabeth: Today is going to be a good day.

Percy in the distance: YOU SET IT ON FIRE?!

Leo: I didn't MEAN to!It just happened!!!

Piper: OH SURE BECAUSE OBIVOUSLY THE CURTAINS WERE THINKING 'DANG ITS COLD IN HERE!'

Leo: When you put it like that-

Everyone starts fighting and it's all chaos and everything:

Annabeth: * deep breath * Good. Day.

[cutenerdyalpaca]

A typical day for the group

Nico: I'm in such a bad mood. I don't think anything can help me cheer up😒

Percy, in another room: AUGHHHH MY TOE!!!

Annabeth: DID YOU HURT IT AGAIN?!

Percy: Why, no, Annabeth. I'm only screaming in pain because it's fun exercise for my lungs.

Percy: OF COURSE I HURT IT AGAIN!

Piper: Can you both just SHUT IT?!

Leo, arriving late: Hey Percy, is your toe ok? It looks hideous-

Percy: NO IT'S NOT OK CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A BANDAGE OR SOMETHING?! *accidentally bumps into a table * OW MY ARM!

Nico:

Nico:

[cutenerdyalpaca]

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Percy: How do I politely tell someone they're being jerks and they have to stop?

Annabeth: 'I'm sorry to offend, but it must be said that whatever you're saying is impudent at best. If you could please conclude your impertinence, that'd be stupendous.'

Grover: *slow claps*

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Percy: Hey, Nico?

Percy: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Nico: Percy, I don't have time for-

Percy: A 'depresso'! Get it?

Nico:

Nico:

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Percy: Leo, don't you find it weird that noses can't run but feet smell?

Annabeth: Why do you always have to-

Leo: OK, first of all:

Leo: My feet don't smell.

Piper: Leo, I don't think he means-

Jason, randomly coming in: WHO'S feet smell?

Will, from across the room: Leo's, probably!

Leo: NO THEY DON'T!

Percy, yelling: OH MY GODS, I was just-

Nico, coming in to see what's happening:

Nico: I left for barely a minute.

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Annabeth: That hike was fantastic! Let's do it again!

Leo, dripping in sweat, too tired to stand up: *coughs* I THINK THE HECK NOT!!!

[cutenerdyalpaca]

Leo, falling down: ARGHH my KNEE!!!

Nico, laughing for 5 minutes, not able to catch his breath, recording everything: *wheeze with laughter * Are you alright?