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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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NASA

@theartofmadeline
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@cutestmochafrappe
No one fucking listens to Thomas ShelbyÂ
(+ bonus)
i want to peg his heart đâ€
all my friends are funnier than me n im sick of it
Me, projecting onto a side character that shares one (1) characteristic with me
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: hereâs a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: ⊠and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommatesâŠ
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and itâs the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
rjjrrjrjfjrkekekdjtjjwjejrirjfksjwk the last one sENT ME
Canon: They had 5 sentences in the whole series
Fanon: THEY RUN THE WHOLE STORY
Peaky Blinders
Teen Wolf + FaceApp
1. Scott
2. Stiles
3. Derek
4. Peter
5. Isaac
6. Parrish
7. Jackson
8. Mason
9. Liam
10. Theo
Issac and Theo and Derek?? DATE ME PLEASE
Maybe Iâm crazy, maybe Iâm out of my mind! But God help me, I will keep these lights up until the day I die if I think thereâs a chance that Willâs still out there!
Stranger Things (2016â ) | Season 1, dir. The Duffer Brothers
Sherlock: I hate society. All these dimwits are too dumb for my good, stuffing their brains with useless information
John: But they offer money
Sherlock: Boring much. I'd much rather play the violin at home
Writing fanfiction is cool, until you realise you are writing the fanfiction that you wish you could read, meaning that you can't experience the pure joy of reading a fanfic you have been dying for.
(Edit- I am seeing a lot of comments about like the joy of writing or waiting a year or whatever and then reading it. But what I mean is wanting that fic at 3 am before you decide to sleep and fucking scrambling for it like your life depends on it, because at that point it feels like it does, But instead starting to write the fic.
Interview by EF in 2015!
the vamps + languages they can speak
hehe i was watching the fundraiser Brad did and then this appeared
btw the first one where james speaks has an incorrect subtitle it was meant to be French but it slipped my mind lmao oops
Bonus:
But there is one, a dark kitsune. They call it void, or nogitsune.
Drarry: Realizing they are in love while taking Teddy to the Muggle zoo or to a museum together. Thank you
this is such an adorable promptđ„ș thnk u for the ask!! Rlly hope you like it- sorry for the wait!!!
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The small tug of Teddyâs hand in Dracoâs own was impatient as they waited for Harry to finish paying for their drinks. Draco wondered with an ample amount of fear if a tantrum was going to rise up out of Teddy if his godfather didnât return fast enough.
With a pout fixtated on his small mouth, Teddyâs eyes began to water. Dracoâs eyes widened simultaneously in fear and he quickly scooped up his younger cousin, bringing him right up to where Harry was paying for a box of chips and three waters.
âImpatient?â Harry asked, holding the box at his hip as he kissed Teddyâs cheek. The three year old giggled and tried to unsuccessfully wrap his arms around his godfather while still attatched to his cousinâs hip.
âHarry!â The small cry of his name from Teddy had Harry lifting the boy from Dracoâs arms and into his own, wordlessly swapping the food and water into the otherâs hands with ease.
âIâm right here, love, donât worry,â Harry cooed softly at the boy, who- with all the impatience toddlerâs often muster- began to bounce excitedly in his godfatherâs hold.
âYouâre spoiling him, Potter,â Draco said, a fond and relieved glint in his eyes as he watched the pair.
âNot nearly enough,â Potter said with a grin and Draco wouldâve hexed him if his arms werenât full.
They took a table near the fox enclosure, a red tail vixen lazily staring at them from her spot on the grass.
âLook! Itâs a vox!â Teddy cried and pointed desperately. Draco calmy took the young boyâs hand in his own and moved it down.
âI donât think the fox wants to be pointed and shouted at now, sheâs resting, see?â Draco said, radiating a calmness that Harry wouldâve mistaken for a joke years ago, but now admired.
âBut the vox-â Teddy mumbled sadly.
âThe fox isnât going anywhere now, Ted, donât mind,â Draco then said.
Teddy sniffled, and Harry passed him a bottle of water carefully, easing him to take small gulps. The two adults chuckled above Teddyâs head, both amused by the little oneâs dramatic antics.
By the time the sun began to set, the box of chips was long empty and disposed of, and the trio had visited more animals than Harry could count on one hand.
Teddyâs energy was starting to dwindle as they approached a tortoise enclosure, his head lolling forwards and his hair slipping in and out between his normal auburn and the white blond color he often adopted in Dracoâs presence.
âWhy donât we go home, love? I think the animals are tired now too,â Harry whispered gently, kneeling to Teddyâs level. The boy yawned and blinked at him.
ââm not tired, and we didnât see the tor-dis yet,â Teddy mumbled. Harry picked him up gently, smiling as the young boy practically melted into his hold.
âThere he is- wave bye-bye to the tortoise, love,â Harry said, slowly rocking back and forth on the balls of his feet to ease the child. Teddy raised a lazy hand and shook it in the direction of the tortoise, his hair flashing green for a second, before soft snores began to escape him.
âHeâs not so dramatic when heâs asleep now, is he,â Harry said to Draco, eyes still trained on Teddyâs resting form.
When he didnât receive a response Harry looked up in concern to find Draco staring at him with an unreadable expression on his face.
âMalfoy? You alright?â The words seemed to snap Draco out of his daze, and he nodded swiftly.
Harryâs eyes widened as the ex-Slytherin took Harryâs free hand in his own silently, prompting them to walk towards the exit of the zoo.
âFine, Potter, just fine.â With his hands full of two sleepy Blackâs, Harry didnât hold back his grin as they walked together out of the zoo.
argh this is so hdsjnssnshwjwj cute i - my heart cant even
Mark Normand on The Late Show, August 5, 2016
Ah yes, the 5 love languages:
touch starved
my parents never told me they are proud of me
i love Stuff
im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
hey pay attention to me
âWhiskyâs good proofing water. Tells you whoâs real and who isnât.â