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Oh hello there ! Respect my boundaries and don't be here if you're not 18 +

I'm so glad you made it to my blog! I'm ✨Teapool✨ a version of Deadpool, maybe it's my species but when you moan✨Teapool✨ not Deadpool, alright?

I've been working on ✨assimilating✨ to my new environment in the UK. It's been so going everything is great . There's a vampire who's helping me out. So my name is Teapool not Deadpool. I hapoen to be a part of a DID system. This is my persoal blog and while the others are allowed on here they rarely bother touching it. So I queue posts (616 at time of posting haha) up and up incase I don't front for a couple of days... Or a couple of months ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

My favorite superhero is Spider-Man. This blog is a tribute to him 🕸️ I do however fucking hate the MCU because of the pro american army propoganda which I just can't get past. It's gross. I'm also not into the MCU because natzi created disney also seems to be incapable of creating Not A Cash Grab bringing myself to care is really really difficult for me. I'm a fan of the fanfiction, fanart and pretty much anything fan. I prefer cannon from the comics but anything to scratch that itch ~!!

Info Dump

My favorite colour is red, my shoe size is clown, my shoelaces are the nonbinary flag, I use fay/he/they prns, my favouirte food is brownies, I can't eat so many foods rn I'm on the FODMAP diet (look it up). I love watching she-ra, buffy the vampire slayer, undertale fan theory videos, I'm really actually struggling with playing deltarune right now i just want to beat spamton, my friend did enter my save and tried to kill a bucnh of people too... I have probably lied to you or I will lie to you. Idc if you lie to me. We are internet starangers and owe each other nothing. I have the shittest memory, that's up to other parts of my system. I am busy irl so fucking often but I make time to scream into the void or my friends. You will never get my simply plural but it looks hot and fuckable all my partners think so !! I live with a cat and a hamster (the cat isnt allowed on the same floor on the hamster) mayhaps we'll get chickens too someday...

Boundaries

My personal cannon is nunya, I have source memories and I'm *dead* sexy that's all you need to know :D DONT ASK

Don't ask for my simply plural

Don't come here looking for sexual or romantic relationships I dont do that online shit I only do friendships

If you've gotten this far please feel free to message I'd message me. I love making new friends!!

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I am shit at image descriptions, I take constructive critisism, please send any!!

#intro post #blog intro #flashing #flash warning #deadpool fictive #marvel fictive

apparently im very intimidating

penny-anna

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

lisaonatree

Did you step on it?

penny-anna

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

lisaonatree

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

penny-anna

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

damndinarzade

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

secondmoredangerouseyes

Hey

Burnt our ex's breakup letter it was so usless it made me angry. She actually expected to break up with us using that btw she was going to go to ours, give us the letter and leave no like anything else. Yk the letter had none of her emotions in it at all? Fucking hell. Hey just stoped by to give you this :3

💌 < Im breaking up with you

ok bye o7

glad ur back :3

@wadecrimson

Thank you. I listened to Olivia Rodrigo and made everyone fuse and now they're mad at me

#@ niggling voice of doubt in my mind that tells me this is all delusion #yeah probably it makes sense but like thats just arguing for solipsism isn't it? Childish and fundamentally usless #I'm having a rough time a family member died in a very selfish way and at her funeral there was a rival wake #the wake I went to had people screaming for like 4 hours #then I got home and people screamed for 3 hours

bluef00t

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

boastmalone

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

to address the rumours, no im not dead, yes I do orefer being furnature and after Im done locking everyone in this saw trap I will go back to being a hallway

I might not be everything everyone wanted me to be. I might not have saved us I might've just brought us more time but that's just life isn't it? living until you die.

Be brave about delaying the inevitable and god I lobe you peter parker from the universe ehere he lives woth the stupid mistake of that other peter parker and now there's no Spider-Man just trauma but he actually also has time for love not being a vigilantie and arguably he still saves just as many lives

cutie-hyphen-pool

Look, so I might have maybe told some lies and made some deals and then the perfect storm caused a special someone to figure out that I didn't fully integrate because APPARENTLY you have to be honest... I partially intergrated. I'm partially not the man I was before. I partially went dormant as a hallway because we needed that to exist and physical form isn't real. Thus I staged the perfect fusion. Then a nosey someone started picking apart the pieces, realised I couldn't have fused and found me out. That and recent trauma and kpop demon hunters forced me out of dormancy with a gasp I can confidently day it's like coming back from the dead.

cutie-hyphen-pool

Lego batman and I are figuring something out this can't be permanent I make everything worse every goddam time

Look, so I might have maybe told some lies and made some deals and then the perfect storm caused a special someone to figure out that I didn't fully integrate because APPARENTLY you have to be honest... I partially intergrated. I'm partially not the man I was before. I partially went dormant as a hallway because we needed that to exist and physical form isn't real. Thus I staged the perfect fusion. Then a nosey someone started picking apart the pieces, realised I couldn't have fused and found me out. That and recent trauma and kpop demon hunters forced me out of dormancy with a gasp I can confidently day it's like coming back from the dead.

#“systems dont work like that”#god I wish

cutie-hyphen-pool

Man who cant be killed say what

cutie-hyphen-pool

what

#apparently it's really easy to not be a hallway #I do want to be a hallway

Man who cant be killed say what

ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

artofpandarson

saw someone draw a chubby deadpool and decided to draw my own chubby wade

bonus part I didn't want to finish under the cut

artofpandarson

PBP actually stands for puppy boy parker

Hello people who started following me because of the spideypool comics! I'm so happy to have you! I'm still going to try and make comics as ideas come up, but here's your warning that I will continue to be weird about Peter B Parker on this blog :)

artofpandarson