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in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

that's solidarity baybeeee

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”

4-murasame

a collection of some of my favourite postjackks... undeniably he did not deserve to live but i loved him anyway

virtualgirladvance

shes singing pictures ;_;

birdsareblooming

flygoing

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

chastittie

i trusted you

flygoing

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

yourstruly9489

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

c3rvida3

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

c3rvida3

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

le-panda-chocovore

Still no homo ?

c3rvida3

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

queer-as-city-folk

nobody ever mentions this but Soviet jazz is really good

greg-jar-mp3

No clue what I would look up but Ill try and find some

queer-as-city-folk

fuzzyblizzardkitty

> oh it cant be THAT good

> what in the everloving mother of god

jame7t

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

lichtenbug

headspace-hotel

read one time that bonobos and humans are the only animals that mate face to face, which is false and the writer must have used an unnecessarily restrictive definition of "animals," because millipedes also mate face to face

How do I know this? well i turned over some leaves one time and mistakenly exposed a millipede couple in the throes of passion. was worried at first that they were eating each other or something but I looked it up and thats how they have sex

organical-mechanical

oh my god???

no one told me that millipede sex is cute??

radwolf76

@bedupolker

bedupolker

Lobsters and crawfish do too 😃

The primary difference, scientifically speaking, is that while millipedes make love, crawfish FUCK

werewolfetone

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

werewolfetone

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

smokinghorse

just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.

stratfender

op’s tags are so fucking important to me

chemicahs

putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

icksludge

intersring dish. drop the recipe

chemicahs

Im so glad you asked! In my family, we’re a little different. For generations, butter has been a staple ingredient in all of our recipes. It all started in 1943 when my great grandfather Jo discovered cows. As a youngster he used to churn milk while watching the family of mourning doves on the neighbors land fight over the plumpest worms each morning. The doves feeding their children inspired grandpa Jo so much throughout the years that an idea sparked in his head. He then started the family business we all know as Bo’s kitchen (changed it to Bo for the letter B from butter.)

One day a young woman named Margeryne came into our shop and excitedly declared she also enjoyed making food in the shape of a rectangle. Upon hearing this grandpa Jo almost called his lawyer to file a lawsuit, assuming if anyone else found a way to make food in the shape of a rectangle it must be a stolen copy of our one-of-a-kind melt-in-your-mouth butter recipe. But he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard her call this rectangular food a “Loaf.” We stared in awe at her creation for what felt like hours. That’s when I tried bread for the very first time. It was shockingly delicious and wonderfully fluffy.

But, even then, I had never thought about putting butter on top of bread before. In this recipe I will show you how two rectangular foods combine to make something even greater, something that will make you say Mmmmm! like you’ve never said it before.

Ingredients:

- butter

- bread

Directions:

Toast 2 slices of bread, spread a pad of butter on the tops of each, serve warm.

icksludge

2 stars. it was terrible. idk what went wrong, i replaced the bread with a brick and the butter for cement paste to cut back on carbs (im on the curbs diet) and it just tasted like rocks. WTF. 😡😡

eternalcyclicality

bodhranwriting

Me writing a scene: Ah, yes my old nemesis.

Physics.

voxratasma

me, living my life: ah, yes my old nemesis.

Physics.

bodhrancomedy

Me, in secondary school: ah, yes my old nemesis.

Physics.

algusunderdunk

Me, plummeting through the air: ah, yes my old nemesis.

Physi-

flagellant

so based on how long it would take for you to say "ah yes my old nemesis phy-[sic]", terminal velocity at earth's gravity, and how much i personally weigh (202lbs), that last person fell from roughly 560 feet in the air assuming theyre shaped like a perfectly spherical object. thanks physics

worldbuilding-tomfoolery

flagellant

FUCKING SNITCHED ON ME IN LITERALLY LESS THAN TWO MINUTES?????

funkylittlebats

Iron Lung is great bc it asks the question what if the sacrificial lamb was evil. What if the lamb thought itself evil. What if everyone else thought the lamb evil. What if the lamb wasn't evil what if the lamb is just a lamb, bleeting desperately to escape its undue sacrifice. What if the lamb knew it was a sacrifice from the start. What if the lamb just wanted to live. What if the lamb wanted to live so fucking bad. What if the lamb wanted the flock to live more. What if the lamb accepts its own sacrifice, leans into the glinting knife, in the hopes that the flock survives.