This blog is dumb and so are you

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

[jasperjv]

Um I don't know. I don't know

[thebelfry]

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

[peniswizard69]

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Oh I love this news!!!!

[pulmonary-poultry]

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

[babyanimalgifs]

Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays 

(Source)

[fionn-o-nassus]

They’re so cute! Such

[artissijamm]

:3

[catgirl-kaiju]

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[catchymemes]

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]

[catboybeebop]

[guooey]

Smeeking on my flower

[guooey]

[angelicguy]

they should make a sequel to the grinch. hell i should make a sequel to the grinch

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

[angelicguy]

nothing like my ideas

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

is it the red gem? cause we can get rid of the red gem

[necrowyrm]

Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

[r0zeclawz]

lets fucking kill him!!!!!!!!!

[actual-haise]

[aegisblaze]

[scientistman]

[myspaceinfluencer]

[puphoods]

a beautiful american woman curling up in bed with a hamburger bun pillow + slice of cheese blanket

[memorycycle]

imagine having a hole in a pipe so you call a plumber and he walks up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into metal

[grimeclown]

I'm always shitting in locations like this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

[zagreus]

cock so fat i set off the tsa's fat cock alarm and got a complimentary gentle grope from their bravest pervert

[zagreus]

anyway my cock turned out not to be a gun after all and the plane didnt crash so im here with my wife now and it was all worth it :)

[zagreus]

you;re welcome. just doing my part for world peace