Cuyler

And I oop and I oop

[cuyler1]

The curse I now face after disassembling my first ewaste is now I literally want to disassemble all the electronics in my house.

[cuyler1]

I am myself, you, and everyone. I am the very earth I stand on. I am the water that I drink. I am the wind that shakes fields of wheat that feed me. I am not god. I have control over nothing. I can’t control my shifting earth, the melting of my icebergs, or the way the wheat sounds in the wind. Nonetheless I am everything that is, was, and will be.

[cuyler1]

I know what happens after death but I was told I wasn’t allowed to tell.

[cuyler1]

Ngl thinking about making alterego/2nd personality. Ill be the silly weird one and my alter ego who I’ll name James (my middle name) Cave (A name from my favorite video game) will be the locked in serious one who hopefully will take over as I grow older and more mature.

[themandolinscrimblo2]

I'm currently taking a breather from giant Wooly Wheatley, so Im making travel-sized Wheatley for now! Just need to make his handles and details.

Hello!

[cuyler1]

You don’t want it. You should give it to me instead.

[cuyler1]

A reminder that Dracula was only rich because he is a Count.

[cuyler1]

If I was the backrooms would yall get inside me or would you immediately report me to Async

[throwcatz]

been thinking about them :'33

[cuyler1]

Would he put off that much heat? Because they use as low as 1.1 volts a year so wouldn’t he pretty cold?

[cuyler1]

I ordered off the finger food section of the menu thinking nothing of it. To my horror a huge plate of fingers was served to me.

[cuyler1]

I love Peter and his five minutes of screen time

[cuyler1]

Yall wanna bang bob but im on a whole new level. I want to bang captain Clark.

[scallywag-offical]

yarrg, this here be a gimmick account!

lassies, call me scally or scallywag! or...just... refer to this here pirate as that one...pirate...i reckon.

🏴‍☠️

primary pronouns preferred are they/ae, but pirate-related neopronouns are more than accepted!

ill be pirate-ifying posts...and...like...stuff. yeah.

also open to shitposting.

and roleplaying or something.

i will use pirate terms.

pirate does have pet bird 🦜

his name is jim

yes

he is high maintenance but alas, scally loves jim.

🏴‍☠️

(JIM IS NOT REAL PLEASE DONT EXPECT PICTURES!!! i might draw him though)

🏴‍☠️

catch ye aboard, mateys!!! join the crew!!!

[cuyler1]

PIRATES? AS IN CAPTAIN CLARK THE PIRATE FROM THE BACKROOMS? A BACKROOMS REFERENCE???

[scallywag-offical]

what in the seven seas be these "backrooms" matey??? i aint following...

[cuyler1]

My apologies captain. I don’t know what came over me. Perhaps I’m getting scurvy.

[scallywag-offical]

yarrg, this here be a gimmick account!

lassies, call me scally or scallywag! or...just... refer to this here pirate as that one...pirate...i reckon.

🏴‍☠️

primary pronouns preferred are they/ae, but pirate-related neopronouns are more than accepted!

ill be pirate-ifying posts...and...like...stuff. yeah.

also open to shitposting.

and roleplaying or something.

i will use pirate terms.

pirate does have pet bird 🦜

his name is jim

yes

he is high maintenance but alas, scally loves jim.

🏴‍☠️

(JIM IS NOT REAL PLEASE DONT EXPECT PICTURES!!! i might draw him though)

🏴‍☠️

catch ye aboard, mateys!!! join the crew!!!

[cuyler1]

PIRATES? AS IN CAPTAIN CLARK THE PIRATE FROM THE BACKROOMS? A BACKROOMS REFERENCE???

[the-babble-fish]

MEMORY FOAM THE STILL LIFES WERE MADE OF MEMORY FOAM THE BACKROOMS REMEMBERS

[cuyler1]

I lowkey want to try them? Does this make me weird or evil?

[cuyler1]

There’s a difference between Hot Topic nice and Zumiez nice. It makes me sad that some people are so used to Hot Topic nice and when they go to Zumiez they get manipulated by the employees to by stuff. Where as Hot Topic is just nice for the love of the game.

[cuyler1]

Genuinely who’s idea was it to put the anger core on GLaDOS? What did they expect to happen?

[cuyler1]

Genuinely who’s idea was it to put the anger core on GLaDOS? What did they expect to happen?