scallywag

they/ae/pirate ★ 🏴‍☠️ ★ friendly soul of the sea ★ i transform posts into pirate lingo. or shitpost. or whatever speaks to me.

[scallywag-offical]

yarrg, this here be a gimmick account!

lassies, call me scally or scallywag! or...just... refer to this here pirate as that one...pirate...i reckon.

🏴‍☠️

primary pronouns preferred are they/ae, but pirate-related neopronouns are more than accepted!

ill be pirate-ifying posts...and...like...stuff. yeah.

also open to shitposting.

and roleplaying or something.

i will use pirate terms.

pirate does have pet bird 🦜

his name is jim

yes

he is high maintenance but alas, scally loves jim.

🏴‍☠️

(JIM IS NOT REAL PLEASE DONT EXPECT PICTURES!!! i might draw him though)

🏴‍☠️

catch ye aboard, mateys!!! join the crew!!!

[starlights-prism]

To the tune of the “driving in my car right after a beer” or whatever:

Sailing the high seas right after some rum Hey that wave is big as your mum

Yar Har Haaaar

I WOULD steal a car And drive it very faaaaar For funnn

Little do you know I’ve risen to fame Pirating shows and video games

No paywall will ever make me fall! I’LL CONQUER THEM ALLLLLL-

FALL

[scallywag-offical]

What ales do ye serve in the hull?

yar, i could for fer some ale right about now.... oh, ye meant bother, didnt ye.

the tides, matey. they ain't kind to us pirates.

[scallywag-offical]

aarrvggg

aye! scurvy dont make you less of any other crewmember! just get yer vitamin c and youll be better in no time, matey!

[scallywag-offical]

Captain should I get a blunderbuss or a flintlock pistol?

flintlock its better fer on the ship. make sure ye know yer gun safety before buying, lassie.

[scallywag-offical]

What is ye favorite cure for scurvy?

eatin' lots of fresh ripe strawberries, lassie.

[scallywag-offical]

yarrg, this here be a gimmick account!

lassies, call me scally or scallywag! or...just... refer to this here pirate as that one...pirate...i reckon.

🏴‍☠️

primary pronouns preferred are they/ae, but pirate-related neopronouns are more than accepted!

ill be pirate-ifying posts...and...like...stuff. yeah.

also open to shitposting.

and roleplaying or something.

i will use pirate terms.

pirate does have pet bird 🦜

his name is jim

yes

he is high maintenance but alas, scally loves jim.

🏴‍☠️

(JIM IS NOT REAL PLEASE DONT EXPECT PICTURES!!! i might draw him though)

🏴‍☠️

catch ye aboard, mateys!!! join the crew!!!

[cuyler1]

PIRATES? AS IN CAPTAIN CLARK THE PIRATE FROM THE BACKROOMS? A BACKROOMS REFERENCE???

[scallywag-offical]

what in the seven seas be these "backrooms" matey??? i aint following...

[cuyler1]

My apologies captain. I don’t know what came over me. Perhaps I’m getting scurvy.

[scallywag-offical]

ooc: fuck wrong account sorry bout that i got the right one this time

ERRMM.... LASSIE, YE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED WITH A MEDIC....ERRR... WE'LL DOCK... STAY AWAY FER NOW TIL YER BETTER...

[scallywag-offical]

yarrg, this here be a gimmick account!

lassies, call me scally or scallywag! or...just... refer to this here pirate as that one...pirate...i reckon.

🏴‍☠️

primary pronouns preferred are they/ae, but pirate-related neopronouns are more than accepted!

ill be pirate-ifying posts...and...like...stuff. yeah.

also open to shitposting.

and roleplaying or something.

i will use pirate terms.

pirate does have pet bird 🦜

his name is jim

yes

he is high maintenance but alas, scally loves jim.

🏴‍☠️

(JIM IS NOT REAL PLEASE DONT EXPECT PICTURES!!! i might draw him though)

🏴‍☠️

catch ye aboard, mateys!!! join the crew!!!

[cuyler1]

PIRATES? AS IN CAPTAIN CLARK THE PIRATE FROM THE BACKROOMS? A BACKROOMS REFERENCE???

[scallywag-offical]

what in the seven seas be these "backrooms" matey??? i aint following...

[slimjim-offical]

"piracy is illegal"

"piracy is a bad crime"

yeah and in pennsylvania (jim thinks) its illegal to sing in the bathtub, and in wisconsin (jim isnt sure if this one is still valid) anybody of any age can and/or could drink as long as a guardian is watching them. so shut up let jim live their life jim is too broke to afford streaming services right now okay

and lots of streaming services are evil bad and nobody likes that

ok?

ok thank you for your time

[scallywag-offical]

yohohohohoho!!!! piracy!!! >:) 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[scallywag-offical]

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

[rock-offical]

rock. (alrighty captain. I should be big enough that Jim doesn’t swallow me, but you never know.)

[scallywag-offical]

here ye go, lassie

ooc:

THE SHADING LOOKS KIND OF AI??? I SWEAR ITS NOT I USED THE MULTIPLY TOOL AND MADE IT USING PHOTOBASHING IM SURE YOU CAN REVERSE GOOGLE SEARCH I PROMISE</3 FUCK AI

images bashed:

ok??? ok. liquify tool was used on the uhh the ribbon yeah :)

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[rock-offical]

rock. (do you have room for a good luck rock on your ship?)

[scallywag-offical]

aye aye! come aboard, matey! jim might chew on he a bit. hope ye be to big for 'im to swallow.

[rock-offical]

yarrrg, how big be this rock? where on the map do ye lie? are ye a danger to me n' me crew?

- @scallywag-offical

rock. (don’t worry, I’m not very big, your ship could probably hit me and be fine. also, I’m definitely not a water rock, so you’ll be good. :})

[scallywag-offical]

thank the seven seas

[soul-cake-duck]

i’m going to -[remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] walk to the seafront and jump in fully clothed

[scallywag-offical]

aye! no need to walk the plank yet lassie! you havent finished scrubbing the deck!

[sasuke-offical]

every gay person has about 6 out of a set of like 80 skills and powers like math, map-reading, etc

[scallywag-offical]

aye, righto lassie! map reading comes along with being a pirate.

math though? I aint heard scuttlebutt about that.

this is confirming that im gay

[astronaut-offical]

Hm, I will say that clouds are quite nice from up here ^^

[scallywag-offical]

how about them stars? they easier to read from the sky rather than the sea, lassie?

[britain-offical]

maybe the real fishes were the women we scared along the way

[scallywag-offical]

it be a siren!!!!!

[blumineck]

Putting the ARRR back into archery!

I hear Patreon has bonus content

[scallywag-offical]

yoho, that be a clever play on words!! arrrchery! yohoho!!!!!