hereās a list of some plots that i really really want. iāve credited the original posts where iāve gotten most of these from!
You live in my building and are so attractive let me always offer to carry your things up the stairs since the elevator is broken in hopes youāll invite me in.
Iām a new Intern and my bossās spouse is super foxy.
Youāre an 800 year old vampire and I just turned 18.
Iām in desperate need for some cash so I became a Sugarbaby.
Youāre my parentās boss and I accepted your advances because I didnāt want them to get fired but you actually were just interested in me and youāre sorta cool.
We met online, hooked up and it turns out youāre my best friendās aunt/uncle.
secretly dating/fucking aus: (cr.)
Iām your bossās child.
Youāre a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?
Weāre coworkers and usually that wouldnāt be a problem but Iām your boss, so stop looking at me like that.
Youāre my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldnāt hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?
We hooked up after the office party even though thereās a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldnāt keep doing this but it was really fun.
soulmate aus:Ā (cr.) / (cr.)
All of your dreams are your soulmateās most significant memories from that given day.
Your soulmateās hair color is the color of your eyes. the color of your eyes also changes to match the color of their hair if they dye it.
You wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so youāll know them when you meet them.
apartment aus: (cr.) / (cr.)Ā / (cr.)
Your apartment is next to/above mine and I can hear you and your partner dancing and singing and the bed moving and you two laughing and talking in hussed tones and it wonāt let me sleep so I bitch about it to you 24/7 and one day it stops and one day turns to one week and then months and I havenāt seen you smile in forever please let me in, Iāve been knocking for ten minutes.
I walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me Ā so sheād go away and Iām kind of freaked out I literally just met you last week.
I accidentally took your laundry but just so you know you have awesome taste in underwear.
The walls are really thin and i can hear everything youāre saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbor.
One person keeps showing up at the others place because they claim thereās always pokemon lurking there but really they just have a massive crush and wants to see them all the time.
famous aus: (cr.) / (cr.)Ā / (cr.)
Plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and itās all good and no one really knows itās him and heās getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, whoās so completely in love with muse a and his music. The two begin to talk and they become friends and soon theyāre texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and theyāve both caught feelings really badly. So one day muse b gets a little scared that sheās being catfished so she asksĀ muse a to video call her. Out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, itās her fucking idol.
Weāre bandmates and weāre both straight as fuck but weāre currently on tour and itās been a busy six months with hardly any time to go out and meet people, wanna hook up? Itās better than nothing, right? ā But oh shit weāve been at it for two months and the sex doesnāt really feel meaningless anymore and I have no idea what to do because arenāt we supposed to be straight?
Iām a radio host who indirectly mentions you and flirts with you on my show but youāre so goddamn clueless, please just notice me Iām so desperate for you itās kind of sad.